Lockwood & Co. Incorrect Quotes

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George: So Lockwood , how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Lockwood : Pretty good if I do say so myself.
George: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Lockwood : Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
George: A whole potato?
Lockwood : Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
George: These just look like big slabs of black.
Lockwood : Because that's what they are!
Lockwood : And then for desert, we have chocolate.
George: These are just chocolate chips?
Lockwood : They sure are!
Lockwood : And then for drinks, we have toast!
Lockwood : *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

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Lucy: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Lockwood : What? No, I—
Holly: *enters room*
Lucy: *jaw clenches*

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Lockwood : It's funny how well you and George get along. Didn't he hate you at first?
Lucy: George hates everybody at first. It's his way of reaching out to people.

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Lucy: Where are your parents?
Lockwood : What are parents?
Lucy: That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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Okay feel super free to skip this because cheesy and a special gift for my friend     

Go follow here she is amazing will most likely follow you back (and is she forgets I'll remind her* anyway I'm super late with her birthday present so officially this is her present! If you want to skip this then everything for her will be underlined if not hop on the cheesy boat!

You are the most amazing person I have ever met. I love you so much, your the only person that makes me happy even when I'm intent on anger or sadness, you are the most beautiful person in the world and you have so many amazing gifts and the best gift I ever received was your friendship. You are my family, my home, my life, and my world. You are everything to me and thank you so much for everything. 

My biggest wish in life was to have what character had. Percy, Annabeth, Dipper, Mabel, Star, Marco, (other characters, I'm having a brain blockage sorry). I wanted adventure, true family, happiness, love, true friends, pain, heartbreak, healing. All of it. But a while ago I discovered I have all of that. A true friend who helps me through anything, a true family, real adventures, real problems, and lots of simple happy moments, your my Mabel, my Dipper, My Star, My Marco, My Percy, My Annabeth. You are my hero and you are so beautiful inside and out. You have given me so many adventures already and I can't wait for the adventures you drag me into from now till the end of time.

I love you and will seriously buy you an actual good present I swear just give me a little more time.

Oki doki back to the non cheesiness (just kidding I'm 98% cheese, ( that's me to be said that way interpret that however you want (and yes I am doing parentheses within parentheses within parentheses)))

Oki doki (I can't stop saying that) here is your quote:

"Mommy, is the floating head going to eat us?"

Don't ask me how this relates to my life I honestly don't know or want to.

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Bob says bye!