Twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. Then I turn on some sick Christmas hip hop mix and we all groove like cool reindeers.
"Hey Kohane, this party is pretty sick!" Arata calls.
An walks up to me, bobbing her head "Yeah, these beats are pretty rad. But we should get to sleep soon, before Santa comes."
"You're right." Kohane agrees. "but we have time to party!"
"What grub do you have Im starving!" Airi howls.
Kohane smiled daintily, "Oh! I have Angels food cake! My favorite!" I licked my lips.
"Yuck! Devils food cake is better! That ones my favorite." Airi sniffed.
I looks dejected and sad for my friend. "Aw it's alright Airi! Maybe Santa will bring you some for Christmas!!" Kohane cheers.
Airi snorted some candy cane dust before looking over at me contemptuously. "Santa? Santas not real."
The music stops and everyone is as silent as a dead doornail during a dreary day as we all stare donuts into Airi's head.
"What do you mean Santa's not real!" Tatsuya cried, dialing his mommy on the phone through tears. Arata was doing the same and so was Mita. Kohane sees Shizuku faint and An and Minori scream in horror, clinging to each other utterly terrified of the mere suggestion that Santa isn't real. Akito and Toya shake their heads in pity for Airi. Ichika and Haruka and Mizuki all weep for poor Airi's innocence.
"Santa is real!" Saki creeps up to Airi, giving her a pat on the shoulder.
"NO he's not."
Everyone gasps again.
I shook my head sadly. "Oh no Airi... if you don't believe in Santa, youre on the naughty list! And people on the naughty list get... coal!" I shudder.
"Airi, how could you not believe in Santa??" Minori blubbered. "How do you think you get presents on Christmas day?? Ohh... I love Santa so much I could recite the Santa creed for you!"
"No" Airi says politely in a passive aggressive way.
"But Airi! If you don't believe in Santa, you'll go to-"
Kohane quickly shake her finger and Minori covers her mouth. I must remind her we don't say bad words here! However... Airi does need to know so I will make a exception just this once. "You'll go to the South Pole." I finish for her solemnly while everyone covers their ears.
"Yeah! The bad place.." Minori shakes in her boots.
Airi spat like a pirate. "Pah! Nothing scares me! I hate Christmas!"
Everyone gasped aghastly.
"Come on guys, let's split this joint." She cackled deviously. A whirl of darkness spun around her as she ran out the door. Saki and Minori followed behind, snickering evilly.
"Oh well. She will be missed." Kohane say. "Time to make Christmas cookies." We all cheer.
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Kohane's Diary Advent Christmas Special
FanfictionJoin Kohane on her adventure to save christmas from the dasterdly evil Airi!