Why have a bae when you can have a bed?
Did I ever tell you guys the story of when senpai noticed me and dumped me for a minecraft dude? I crai all de teim ;----;
This is the story of how I met the love of my life...the fridge! :'D
So I was just strolling by the kitchen when this rectangly thing just appears and I'm like yoooooooooooooo gurl you is fine. And now 5 years laters we're engaged and gonna move to hawaii. Just don't tell her I'm cheating on her with the bed...shhhhhh.....
What am I doing with life?
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Story by Kade, for Men
RandomMaybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's cover squirrel, I'm manly I should know. -I try to update on a daily basis-