Pop pop pop is the sound bubblegum makes when it crumbles. What sound does a tree make when it crumbles, well I don't know ask a fricken scientist!!!!!! It's like when you pour your cereal life in the morning and it gives you lemons, what the heck do you do with the lemons?! Like I could make lemonade, but that requires that I do work and I don't do work, so instead I'll just throw the lemons out the window and hope some lucky person gets them. That lucky person might be the next superman for all I know! But what if they end up being Darth vader, then it's basically all my fault, but not really cause the lemons decided to fall on the poor guy. DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM HERE ? I'M NOT YELLING OKAY, I'M PERFECTLY OKAY.
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Story by Kade, for Men
RandomMaybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's cover squirrel, I'm manly I should know. -I try to update on a daily basis-
