Parenthood hits fast remake (tf2 x pp)

Chapter 11: bushman games

We start our chapter with red snipers flashback in first person as we see him on the porch of the red team's house before blu spy came up and showed a handkerchief before speaking.

Blu spy: does this smell like chloroform to you? He says as sniper sniffs it.

Red sniper: yeah... he said before dropping to the floor as we then see him during the time he and the other members of the red team joined the Mann war as saxton hale speaks.

Saxton hale: welcome to Mann co. Returning! You blokes know the rules...unfortunately, we spent all our money on this staged phony. Intrascope the supplier with a bloody award?! So! I'll give you one of my early hunting trophies as compensation.

He says as he tosses it up in the air as the assistant barely catches it as he continues to talk.

Saxton hale: the good old buck! I got a 52 pointer at home. But I can't part with that beaut. Nor my collection of endangered species. And they're worth more than any of you!

He states as sniper turns looking at the blu team as we see blu scout taunting them with a dance only to get hit by red spy's cigarette that was still lit as it hits his private area.

We then see sniper during the red teams mission as he takes out blu enemy mercenaries left and right before dodging an incoming rocket one of them shoots, it then shows sniper in the same mysterious place as the others as he looks at the lights at the end.

Red sniper: ah, piss...

he says as he then wakes up from being knocked out as he stands up wobbly before doing a crash bandicoot spin as he then spots spy's outline made of piss on the floor as he gets confused before grabbing his phone and dials a phone number as the other end picks up.

Man (on Phone): hello. Would you like to make a reservation?

Red sniper: yeah

Man (on phone): you're just in time. He says as sniper smiles before breaking the fourth wall by winking at the readers as we then Timeskip to 2 months which was coincidentally the day after the last chapter.

We see sniper in his room as the sunlight hit his face as he begins to get up and get ready as he grabs his bandanna and glasses along with making himself some coffee as he steps outside to look at the mess from yesterday as we see miss Pauling looking at the remains of the destroyed pool as a worker picks them up.

Miss Pauling: I wonder how much our funds were wasted on this? She says to herself as she writes something on her clipboard.

Red sniper then looks over at the blu's house as we see the administrator with some more workers along with 2 Italian plumbers.

Mario: well, you see, the cement has entered the house through exposed piping...clogging up the system. It's not gonna be no cheap spaghetti to clean out and replace the plumping.

He states as the administrator puts her head in one hand clearly upset with the news as she then sees one of the workers pull in blu engineer who still stuck in a block of cement as he waves at the administrator all she does is gesture for the workers to move him inside the house as they do so as then a taxi stops by as blu heavy exits out of it.

Blu heavy: goodbye! He says in Russian as he faces the house seeing the damages and workers as looks over at red sniper who just shrugs as he goes inside.

Red Sniper was about to take another sip from his coffee when his phone went off as he pulls it out and looks at it as he is shock to see what it is.

Red sniper: bloody'ell! He says as we then cut to a war going on as we see red soldier in an old military uniform as a soldier whispers something in his ear.