We start our chapter with the red team chilling in the house as it was the weekend and they were all doing their own thing sniper was practicing with twilight and nagatoro, applejack was showing engineer how to make some delicious apple related food, rainbow dash and pinky pie we're playing video games, spy was giving rarity some feedback on some outfits she made, blitz was cuddling to stolas, moxie and Millie were out shopping with demoman, sunset shimmer was helping fluttershy and medic with stuff in the lab, and heavy was lifting weights.
Meanwhile you were with Loona and Octavia along with the smiling critters as y'all were doing some activities together then a knock came from the front door.
Sniper: I got it!
Sniper called out as he went to the front door he opened it and sees a mailman with a letter.
Mailman: letter to red team?
Sniper: yeah thanks mate.
He said before taking the letter and closing the door he looked at it and saw it was from their boss redmann.
Sniper: hey mates the boss sent us a letter!
When he said that everyone stop what they were doing minus moxxie, Millie, and demoman, as you all went to sniper.
You: what's it say man?!
Sniper opens it and looks through it when he reached the last part he had a look of surprise and shock under his mask you could tell from his eyes.
Sniper: umm....you might want to read this scout.
He said before handing it to you, you were confused but decided to read it outloud to everyone minus moxxie, Millie, and demoman.
You: "to red team, if you are reading this then good on you and your jobs for doing such a good job I have decided to increase your payment 2x from now on, and in other news we are getting two new teammates from another mercenary guild they were persistent in applying to your team stating they knew one of you guys anyway there names are rei and ash-"
You immediately stopped when you read the name and everyone minus the critters knew what was gonna happen next.
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You: could everyone step outside for a second.
Once you said that everyone ran outside with some crashing out the window or breaking through the door as you took a deep breath before yelling at the top of your lungs.
You: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!
Everyone in the neighborhood heard it and blu team even jumped at the sound of it as they were looking out the window.
Blu medic: good lord that's the loudest profanity I ever heard.
Once you calm down everyone came back inside as you sat on the couch clearly pissed.
Sniper: so you better now mate?
You: aside from the fact that my old guild mates are coming to join our team just so they can get closer to me!!! Yes I'm better now.
The smiling critters came and comforted you.
Dogday: are you okay dad?
Hoppy: yeah we never heard you this angry before.
Crafty: it was so scary
You: I'm fine it's just the two teammates joining us had some history with me in the past.
Bubba: please tell us.
Picky: yeah we want to know!
Sniper: kind of think of it you only ever told us why you left you never really went into details?
You: *sighs* fine only because you guys are gonna be on my case about it.
You then explain how before joining redmann you were in another mercenary guild and how your teammates rei and Ashe were close to even having a crush on them. but then one day during a job you all were heavily injured and so rei and Ashe allowed some uptight guy claiming to be the hero join them and soon ended up sleeping with them to the point he made rei and Ashe make fun of you and insulted you, it was to much you left and joined redmann.
All the while your team sat and listened some were sadden, others were angered, but for Loona and Octavia they were completely livid they wanted to killed the two that ruined your life and they especially wanted to put that hero guy's head on a stick, the critters upon hearing your story all hugged you in big tight hug even catnap joined soon the other's joined you as you let a few tears fall from your face.
You: t-thanks guys. You're all the best I could ever ask.
Sniper: anytime mate.
The moment was ruined when Demoman came bursting in with a box of bear with Millie and moxxie fallowing soon after.
Demoman: wwwwwwwooooooo! Woo? Woo....what did we miss?
Spy then explains what's going on and Millie and moxxie were shocked to hear it while demoman pulled out his sword and began to polish it.
Demoman: when I'm done with them lad they're gonna have to Barry what's left of them in a soup can.
You: demo no killing at least not yet for now will just wait and see how it works out.
Demoman: ugh fine.
He says as he puts his sword away before pulling out some beers.
Demoman: anyone want a drink?
You: please.
You say taking one as the others join while you have the critters some juice so they wouldn't feel left out.
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Parenthood hits fast remake (tf2 x pp)
FanfictionYou are your team's scout after some "events" that happened in your past, you and team were like family. one day you were getting some supplies from the store when you came across some weird critters.
