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Kicking Turbo Granny's Ass !(Humungousaur style)

The tunnel loomed before them, its entrance a gaping maw of darkness. Momo adjusted the traditional spirit-fighting garments her grandmother had given them, while Ben fiddled with the Omnitrix and Okarun shifted nervously beside them.

"After dealing with that Flatwoods Monster, this should be easy," Momo declared with more confidence than she felt. "Right, Tennyson?"

"Yeah, totally," Ben agreed, though his eyes remained fixed on the tunnel's entrance. "I mean, how tough can one ghost granny be?"

As if in answer to his question, the darkness within the tunnel suddenly shifted and coalesced into a massive face - Turbo Granny's features grotesquely enlarged to fill the entire passage. Her mouth stretched into an impossibly wide grin, revealing rows of yellowed teeth. But what was worse, an identical face materialized at the opposite end, trapping them between two nightmare visages.

"Oh, you had to ask," Momo muttered, already reaching out with her psychic powers to control the bats she'd brought along. The wooden weapons floated up, orbiting around them like protective satellites.

With a sharp gesture, Momo sent the bats hurtling toward the nearest face. But before they could make contact, Turbo Granny's eyes - which had somehow transformed into additional mouths - snapped open and chomped down, splintering the weapons into useless fragments.

"Okarun!" Momo shouted. "Use her power!"

But before Okarun could tap into the curse, Turbo Granny's laugh echoed through the tunnel. "Oh, you want power?" Something shot from her mouth, striking Okarun in the lower regions. "Here, have your genitals back!"

Okarun yelped, stumbling backward. "I... I can't access the power anymore!"

"Then it's hero time!" Ben slammed down the Omnitrix dial. In a flash of green light, his body grew and transformed into the massive form of Humungousaur. The dinosaur-like alien roared and charged at one of the faces, massive fists swinging.

But his punches passed through Turbo Granny's form like she was made of smoke. Her laughter only grew louder.

"Foolish children," both faces spoke in unison as they began to close in. "I'll devour you all!"

Momo's mind raced, trying to remember everything her grandmother had told her. Then it hit her - Turbo Granny's pride in her speed.

"Wait!" Momo shouted. "Before you eat us... prove you're really as fast as they say. Let's play a game of tag!"

The faces paused, their expression shifting from murderous glee to indignation. "You dare question my speed?"

"Well," Momo shrugged, trying to appear nonchalant as Ben reverted to human form beside her. "Anyone can just eat people. But catching them? That takes real skill."

"Very well," Turbo Granny growled. "I'll give you ten minutes' head start. Then I'll show you true speed!"

The three teenagers didn't wait for another word, turning and sprinting toward the tunnel's exit. But they'd barely made it halfway when Turbo Granny's counting began:

"One... Seven... Three... Nine..."

"Hey!" Okarun protested as Momo was suddenly yanked backward by an invisible force. "That's not counting properly!"

"You never specified HOW I should count," Turbo Granny cackled. "Four... Ten! Ready or not!"

Ben frantically checked the Omnitrix, but the face remained red. "Come on, come on, recharge already!"

With Momo in her grasp, Turbo Granny's face loomed closer. "Now then, shall we begin with the tasty young girl?"

In a moment of desperate inspiration, Okarun launched himself forward, sinking his teeth into what appeared to be Turbo Granny's spiritual breast.