A/N:I this randomness there will be me in it,you know the author-chan.I dont know i just want to be there.I didn't plan this to be funny so,yeah..just some randomness.Enjoy('-')
P.s.Me:author-chan
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-knocking on the front door-
Ragdoll:*run downstair*i'll get it*open the door*
Me:Ragdoll,long time no see*smiles*
Ragdoll:OMIGOSH!!MASTER!!I MISS YOU SOO MUCH!!*hugs Me*
BEN:*putting down the controler*Who's the chick?and why you call her master?
Jeff:*getting out his knife from his hoodie pocket*A new victim?
Slenderman:*yell from the kitchen*Who is it?
Masky:*yells back*A human girl,sir
Hoodie:*just standing there beside Masky*
Ragdoll:*pull Me into the living room*C'mon in i know your tired from walking all the way here
Slenderman:*walks into the living room*Child,what did i say about bringing a human in here?
BEN:Wait Slendy,Ragdoll why did you call her master?
-Everyone in the room silent-
Me:Cuz i'm her*points at Ragdoll*creator
Slenderman:*shocked*WHAT?!
Me:You heard me....Creator.Her creator
Jeff:Wait.Hold up.Does that mean that you are Ragdoll's mother?
Me:Well...yeah,in a way
Masky & Hoodie:*faint*(drama queen much)
Ragdoll:Uh...dad,are you okay?
Slenderman:*silent*
Me:*sigh*It looks like i'm not welcome here*start walking away*
Ragdoll:*giving Slenderman a 'go after her' look*
Slenderman:*tentacles grab Me's arm*No.Please,stay.I'll be honored to have this pretty young lady here in my mansion
Me:*run to Slendy and hug him*Thanks*smiles*
Slenderman:*blush a little*
BEN & Jeff:ooooooohhhhh.......*start dancing around* Slendy likes uh...
Me:Please,call me Kana
BEN & Jeff:Slendy and Kana sitting in a tree.K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Kana:*blush*
Ragdoll:*put a hand on Kana's shoulder*Please allow me
Kana:*nods*
Ragdoll:*go to BEN and Jeff*You guys better stop doing that or i'll slit your throat
Slenderman:Don't make the guest feel disturbed
Kana:Eh..it's okay.Really..*still blushing*
Slenderman:*put his forehead on Kana's*Are you sick,child?because your face is red.
Kana:*run to Ragdoll and bury her face to her jacket*
Ragdoll:Dad,it's obvious.She had feelings for you
Kana:*whisper yell*i told you it's a secret
Slenderman:*chuckles*Do you not realize that i can read your mind,child?I'm aware of your naughty thoughts about me and you...um...i don't know..making love
Kana:*blush deep red*S-SHADDUP!!
Slenderman:*picks up Kana and put her to his eye level(if he even had any eyes¬¬)*
Masky and Hoodie:*wakes up*What do we miss?!
Ragdoll:*point at Slendy and Kana*
Kana:*still blushing*W-what are you d-doing?
Slenderman:*kiss Kana(does he even had any mouth?¬¬)*
Kana:*wide eyes*
Slenderman:*pull back and letting out a deep chuckle*
Kana:*stutter*w-what's that f-for?
Slenderman:You are my wife...in a way.Do i not allowed to kiss my wife?
Masky:*fainted again*
Hoodie:*catch Masky before he fall(YAOI ALERT-w-)*
Kana:*let out a squek*W-Wife?!
Slenderman:*nuzzles Kana's neck*yes my love
Kana:*blushing fifty shades of red*c-can you put me down,please?
Slenderman:what reward do i get if i obey you?
Ragdoll:Dad,please....get a room
Kana:*giving Ragdoll 'are you fucking kidding me?!' look*
Ragdoll:What?*shrug*Mom,it's obvious he wants you
Kana:Don't you dare Mom me,young lady!!
Slenderman:*purr*hm...you had the perfect amount of fire in you
Kana:Damn,i just can't say no to you,huh?
Ragdoll:uh..yeah duh
Kana:Stay out of this child!!
Ragdoll:*sigh*fine...Dad,please do it in your room.I don't wanna end up cleaning you guys love jui-
Kana:THAT'S ENOUGH!!
Ragdoll:*hands up in surrender and go to the kitchen*
Slenderman:Wanna continue where we left?
Kana:*nods while blushing*
-they both teleport to Slendy's bed room-
BEN:Ugh...what did i just saw?
Jeff:I have no idea
-That night non of them is sleeping due to Kana's moaning-
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A/N:What the hell did i just write??i just write what popped up in my brain.And yes my name is Kana.Please,comment what you think of this...and please,be honest...
