DEDICATED TO KillyG CUZ THIS IS HIS IDEA.
BEN: *playing majoras mask*
Sally: *watching BEN play it*
BEN: DIE LINK!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *makes link jump off a ledge a few times*
Sally: Arent you supposed to do something else?
BEN: NOPE!!! IMMA KILL THIS MOTHAFUCKA!!!!
Sally: Why don't you drown him?
BEN: .....
Sally: What?
BEN: FUCK THAT!! I HATE WATER!! OH FORGET IT IM GOING IN!!! *goes into the game and kills link*
BEN: *inside the game* Wow...this brings back memories. *gets out* Ok, I'm done.
Kana: Uh....what was that all about?
Sally: BEN was trying to kill himself.
BEN: NO I WAS NOT!! I WAS TRYING TO KILL THAT BASTARD LINK!! HE STOLE MY LOOK!! HOW COULD YOU CONFUSE ME FOR THAT LITTLE PRICK?! I LOOK WAY BETTER THAN HIM!!