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Ayye look at that.... an update!

131. ~~Dream/Flashback~~ You're the author make up your damn mind.

132. As we all know the main character never has any decent clothes so has to constantly go shopping but only buying one outfit at a time.

133. Don't use slang you don't understand. It just makes it weird and unreadable for people who actually understand it.

134. Life isnt a fairytale, no ones going to fall in love with your main character just because she's good at singing. (Not going to lie i wish that could happen, maybe i wouldn't be single and bitter)

135. Introducing the main character to a large group of people do's and don'ts:

Do: "Hey everyone this is Main-C. Why don't you introduce yourselves?"

Don't: "Hi this is Main-C. Main-C this is supporting character A. Oh my god it's Irrelevant friend x, come meet Main-C. This is macy's brothers, cousins, dads, friends, colleagues, aunt's, brother-in-laws, son! He thinks your really hot."

~~~~honestly i bored myself writing that~~~~

136. When there's a teenager in the story and all they do is teenager, and just teenager about, teenagering to other tenagers who also enjoy teenagering.

137. Every character that lives in london lives in the Elizabeth Tower, under Big Ben, attached to Buckingham palace and balanced on top of the London Eye.

138. I'm really bland... sparkling grey eyes,  thick wavy blonde hair, models height, naturally fit body, perfect smile, dazzling skin but yea really guys im not all that.

139. Main Character Starter Pack:

Messy bun

Low Self Esteem

Obscure connections to Famous People

Yoga pants

140. When a crap story gets a metric fuckton of votes it really makes me wonder why i even try...

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