dumb fanfic moments

21-30

21. Niall eats like a 12 year old starving child that hasn't seen food since his first birthday.

22. (Linking to 21) "OMG!" Liam exclaimed. "Niall's sharing his food!?" Zayn finishes. "He must really like you." Louis says.

23. Just because you're dating one boy doesn't mean when you have a meltdown you can go running to another boys house.

24. Apparently birthdays, Valintines day and Christmas are the only holidays people celebrate during the year.

25. They hardly brush their teeth.

26."I know I shouldn't have said that knowing your past." *never mentions exactly what the characters past was*

27. "His brown curls flopped over his forehead." What were you trying to go for there...?

28. "His accent thickened" I never quite get what that means.

29. I bumped into someone spilling my coffee onto their striped shirt. "Oh my gosh I'm so sorry!" " that's ok babe. Can I get your number?" AS IF!

30. (how you met...I'll let you guess) you walked into the mirror shop (pause! Mirror shop? Ok continue) because your last one broke. After walking around for a bit you found one you like. You checked the price and sighed. A person appeared in the reflection behind you. "Don't have enough?" You nodded sadly (stop again. Wouldn't you be slightly creepers out by the strange man who just walked up behind you? Geez) " its a real shame. I really liked it." ( oh calm down its a mirror they all look pretty much the same. (See what I did there?)) He picked up the mirror and walked to the counter and you followed him. "what are you doing?" You ask. "I'm buying you the mirror you want." (Wait. Is that all you have to do to get strangers to buy you expensive stuff? If so Harrods here I come) "by the way I'm Zayn." "I'm xxx" "cool. Can I have your number?" "Sure" (the only reason you two should be exchanging numbers is so you can give him back his money!)

Well I think that's enough ranting for me. It's now 11:38pm. Goodnight