Detention Buddies

Chapter 6: Harder than I thought!

The weekend flew by in a blur and it was now Monday. I, like every other teenager along with Garfield absolutely loathed Mondays.

So you can understand why I was banging my head against the desk. I was having English Class now and we were learning about poetry.

It's not like I have anything against poetry or anything like that. My sudden urge to bang my head on the desk was brought on by the fact that some idiot decided to be extra annoying today.

Chris kept poking me with a pen every two seconds and I was getting seriously pissed off. I didn't even know he was in this class!

"Would you please, cut it out." I asked trying to be as nice as I could. Oh how I wish I hadn't made that deal with Amber so I could bang his head against the freaking desk!

"Nah I don't think I will." Was the idiot's brilliant reply.

You know the feeling you get when you just want to scream as loud as you can and pull all your hair out because you're just that frustrated.

YEAH WELL, THAT'S HOW I FUCKING FEEL RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Maybe if I ignore him, he'll take a hint and leave me the fuck alone! So that's what I did. I ignored him and his incessent poking, name calling, and his all around annoying self for as long as I could.

Which unfortunately lasted only a minute before I just couldn't take it anymore.

"If I throw a bone, will you leave?" I questioned him through gritted teeth. I couldn't do anything violent or swear but I didn't say anything about indirect insults. Boom! Loop Hole right there!

"I would but then you'd miss me." He said smirking at me.

"I would agree with you but then I'd be lying." I said also smirking at him.

Thank God! the bell rang just then and I quickly grabbed my shit and raced out of there like my feet were on fire.

Damn this was harder than I thought! During the day I was constantly catching myself right before I was going to swear or when I was in the middle of swearing. It was exhausting to say the least.

"So how are you this fine day?" Asked Amber smugly.

"Just Fu- dging fine." I said fake-smiling at her.

"Oh that's good to hear." She said obviously enjoying this.

"Yeah it's all rainbows and sunshine." Note the obvious sarcasm.

"Well I'm glad you feel that way because you're late for detention." Said Amber with a big-ass smile on her face.

"I hate you!" I told her while making my way to the detention room.

"I love you too." Amber replied smugly as she began walking to the parking lot.

I walked into the detention room fuming at the fact that if I didn't have to watch what I say every minute, I wouldn't be late for stupid detention.

"Cutting it a little close there, unicorn girl." Chris said smirking at me.

"Wow for once, you're actually earlier than me. Better watch out Chrissy Baby, I might actually replace your bad-ass self." I told him confidently smirking.

"You think I'm bad-ass?" Said Chris with a knowing look.

"No. I think you're an a- mazing person." I told him quickly covering up what I was actually going to say to him. Shit that was close!

"Wait, why didn't you swear at me like you usually do?" He said looking at me curiously.

"I'm turning over a new leaf, becoming a better person. That sort of thing." I told him sprouting utter and absolute bullshit.

"Really? I don't believe you, not even for a second."

"Well, that's your problem."

"I think you're going to tell me sooner or later." He said smirking confidently at me.

"That would be later or better yet never." I said while fake-smiling at him.

Approximately three minutes later, I was just about ready to pull all my hair out and cuss the fuck out of Chris.

The stupid idiot was literally toturing me to tell him and was resorting to poking me, throwing papers at me, drumming his fingers on the desk just to annoy me and pulling my hair.

"Feisty, how about you just tell me now and I'll put an end your suffering." Oh so he's negotiating now?

"How about you leave me alone!" I told him seething.

"Now why would I do that?" He then proceeded to poke me in the ribs and then my cheeks. Did I forget to mention that I am extremely ticklish? Yeah well, I am.

I was now laughing hysterically and my stomach was really starting to hurt.

"Okay, okay i'll tell you if you stop tickling me." I wheezed out still laughing. He stopped immediately and I glared at him.

"The reason why I haven't slapped you in the face or cussed the hell out of you is that, I made a promise/deal with Amber not to swear or show any violent behavior towards anybody for the whole of this week." I told him glaring at his amused face.

"Knowing you, you're probably not going to last the week." He told me smirking at me while I just let out an agrivated sigh and banged my head against the desk. At this rate I'm probably gonna lose all my fucking brain cells!

Luckily detention ended and I decided to walk home since I didn't want to wait for Chase to finish football practice.

"Feisty, get on!" I turned around to see Chris in all his glory, he was sitting on his motorcycle and looking sexy as hell.

"No thanks, I choose life." I told him while looking at his motorcycle with dread. It's not that i'm afraid of them or anything like that it's just that I don't trust him. He would let me fall off or something!

"C'mon, are you really gonna turn down this once in a life time opportunity? I mean who knows we might even see a unicorn or two." He told me while smiling at me and this time it was a genuine smile.

"Okay but if I die, my ghost will hunt you down and kill you." I told him while getting on and he just chuckled. He then proceeded to put an helmet on my head.

"You're not gonna die, I won't let you." He told me while wrapping my arms around his torso.

"I did not agree to this." I said motioning to my arms that were tightly secured around him. I could feel his six-pec through the material of his shirt. Urgh why must he be so hot? It's not fair!

"Fiesty, you don't have a choice. Now tell me your address." I reluctantly told him and before I knew it, we were off.

During the ride I held onto him for dear life. I didn't even have to see his face to know that he was most defintely smirking. Jerk!

I enjoyed the feeling of the wind in my hair and seeing all the houses and the buildings pass by in a blur, as the colours danced around my line of vision.

Before I knew it we were finally at my house. I got off shakily and nearly face-planted on the footpath but luckily Chris caught me just in time.

"Not only are you feisty but you're also clumsy." He said shaking his head at me.

"It's a gift. Wow and you actually caught me!" I told him desbelief lacing my voice.

"I told you I wasn't going to let you die. Besides if you die I'd have no one to annoy." He told me with a teasing smile.

"Whatever! I'll see you at school. Thanks for the ride and for not letting me die." I told him while rolling my eyes and walking towards the door.

"See you in detention!" He shouted while riding away.

Yep once a jerk, always a jerk!