It was the first day of school and we just moved to this shitty little town about a month ago. I mean who the hell would name a town "Assville"?.
I'm not even kidding, when I saw the sign I literally laughed out loud and did the "retarded seal" thing.
Anyway here I am now staring at the huge sign in front of the school "Assville High" next to my big bro Chase. He and I look practically the same with our dirty blonde hair and blue eyes except his is a shade lighter than mine making it seem almost greyish. He was a huge ladies men but I prefer the term manwhore.
I seriously don't even know what girls see in him but that maybe due to the fact that he's my brother and I find him fugly as hell."I was half expecting it to be called 'Uranus High' but damn, guess I was wrong." My brother said smirking at me as I attempt to tone down my laughter since nearly the entire student body was looking at us.
"Seriously bro? Seriously? Is there no originality? I mean "Uranus"? I was going for 'Shit High' or even Butt 'Crack High'. But 'Uranus' Seriously?" Chase being Chase then starts laughing his ass off not even caring if everybody was staring at us.
We then walk to the office and see a girl who looks no older than 30 years old. She must be the secretary.
"Hello I'm Mrs Sheen and I'm the secretary. If you could just give me your names then I'll give you your time tables."
"Our names are Taylor and Chase Hunt." I say for the both of us. She then starts typing some shit and then gives us our time tables.
"Don't worry it's a small school so there's a less chance of being lost." She says politely while she ushers us away.
I didn't get the time to thank her because the bell rang and everybody was rushing to get to their classes.
"So we've got Gym, Physics, English and Calculus together. Unfortunately you'll be without my Awesomeness in the other subjects." Chase says while I poke my tongue at him.
"Whatever let's just find the Gym already. We're like 5 minutes late!" I say while we start walking down the school halls. We already found our lockers and I just stuffed all my shit in there and began speed walking to the Gym.
"What the hell? Where the fuck is the Gym?" I say frustrated that we still haven't found it yet. Small school my ass!
"Chill sis, unlike you I have excellent social skills." He said while he went and asked a random chick where the Gym was.
"Down the hall to your right, you can't miss it." She say's while giving my brother the flirty eyes. Urgh gross! It looks like she had some sort of eye condition.
"Ew what the hell was that? Were her eyes having a seizure or some shit?"
My brother just laughed. He freaking laughed. JERK!"Hey, at least we're here right?" He said still snickering.
"Whatever!"
The Gym was huge and everybody was already there. The girls wore what could only be described as "shudders" booty shorts while the guys wore their gym clothes.
"HEY YOU TWO, GO GET CHANGED BEFORE I MAKE EVERYONE RUN 20 LAPS AROUND THE FIELD!" My ears, damn! I'm guessing that's the coach.
"Um Sorry Sir we're new an-" I started to say before I was so rudely interupted.
"I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS IF YOU'RE NEW. AROUND HERE YOU FOLLOW MY RULES. GO GET CHANGED!."
It's official I hate that guy. Bloody son of a bitch! Coach whoever the fuck you are. You better watch your back.

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