Detention ~ A BakuDeku Story

6- GYATT DAYUM!

After some (very) questionable dreams featuring his explosive peer, Deku awoke from his slumber. The deku has risen. This time, however, he woke up on time, and didn't have to rush. After taking a long ass time getting ready, he descended down to the common room through unknown means, and his eyes immediately landed on the voluptuous GYATT of his classmate and first love, Bakugo.

"Gyatt dayum!" Deku exclaimed, but luckily Bakugo had his airpods in (playing very emo music) and there was no one else present at the moment to hear. Baku was making an omelet at the stove, with his back turned to Deku, and Deku was blatantly staring at the gyatt of his pookie (no, it's staring at me, Deku thought for some reason). However, after much drool had been shed, Deku finally got ahold of himself and stood up properly, walking forwards. He walked up behind Bakugo and wrapped his arms around his waist.

"Heyyyyy, Kacchannn, whatcha makin~?" Dekus asked, placing his chin on Bakugo's shoulder. Bakugo jolted suddenly, whipping around and knocking the broccoli boy off of him while still holding the burning pan in his hand. The pan accidentally brushed against Deku's arm as he was knocked backwards.

"OWWY!" Deku wailed as he stumbled backwards, his uninjured hand going to tend to his (minor) wound.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bakugo roared in Deku's face, blowing him backwards. Deky was terrified.

"My.... w-what sharp teeth you have...." Deku quietly stuttered while curling in on himself, slightly away from the roaring mouth of his crushy-poo.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!?!??!??!?!" Bakugo aggressively pushed Deku to the ground and went back to making his omelet while growling (raaaaaaawr).

"S-sorry... i-i, uhhhhh.... thought you were my mom..?" Deku murmured, using the worst excuse possible.

"Who the fuck does that kinda shit to their mom? And you called me Kacchan, dumbass." Bakugo grumbled, turning up the music in his airpods and facing away from Deku. Now Deku sad. ☹️

"I'm sorry, Kacchan... 👉👈" Izuku whined, pouting, "please forgive me...?"

Bakugo ignored him, turning his music up even louder–to full volume. Deku was about to start rolling around on the floor and crying, but he somehow managed to stop himself. Right... I want Kacchan to like me... I can't mess this up.

"Do you... want any help, Kacchan?" Deku hesitantly asked. He knew it was a bad idea offering to help when he himself had no idea how to cook, but he really wanted to get closer to Bakugo. However, Bakugo didn't respond, which Deku didn't know whether it's because he didn't hear him over the music or he was ignoring him, but the green-haired boy decided to leave it alone so as not to annoy the blonde further. He sadly finished his morning routine and headed to school.

During the school day, Deku found it even more impossible not to stare at Bakugo than he usually did, and could not resist the urge whenever he had it. Throughout the day he unabashedly stared at his newfound crush practically every time he saw him, feeling like he had the right to do so now that he had admitted his feelings (to himself). Luckily, Bakugo didn't seem to notice, although Deku wouldn't be surprised if most of his other classmates had noticed and guessed what was going on. By the end of the day, Deku had decided that he would do whatever it took to get closer to his pookie-wookie Kacchan so that he would have him as his alpha-daddy boyfriend as soon as possible.