a collection of my own jean kirstein x reader one-shots
reader is depicted as gender neutral in these unless specified otherwise. cross posted on @firefly--bright on Tumblr and @fireflybright on ao3.
so i did this lil post on tumblr talking about fic ideas that i really like but will most probably not be able to write, and one of the ideas was a brooklynn nine-nine au! people liked the idea and requested some headcanons, so i thought of posting them here!
main idea - a jean x reader (shocker) but! b99 edition where jean is a detective and you were Sasha and Connies best friend in cllg and you just happen to be in the building where jean is finding witnesses to a crime. thats how you meet, he knocks on ur door and introduces himself with his badge (with eren being his partner - just imagine how poorly this goes) and jean basically is trying to flirt with you and also getting on eren's nerves. the rest is history (lie I have this very thought out and detailed)
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GLADLY.
- okay, so after the meeting where jeans just. mostly stuttering through introductions and questions and erens rolling his eyes, telling you to "ignore him, he's got a stick up his ass" and jean hates that you laugh at that. but then that's that, right? he thinks he won't see you again and vice versa.
- BUT NO. you seem to be everywhere and jean can't get rid of you. your apartment is this dingy small one in a crappy neighborhood which, though it's doesn't have a lot of crime, is near the,,, Crime Areas. so jean just happens to see you in places, but doesn't go out of his way to reintroduce himself because he doesn't want to be creepy
- but one day you're visiting a local bakery and he's also there, ordering a couple dozen donuts because he lost a bet to sasha. and then you spot him. and he's all red in the face and is like "oh I didn't know if you remembered me." "can't really forget a face like that" and then his heart stops beating. but then you point to his order with the same teasing smile and ask "so the stereotypes are true, huh?" and he's like "yeah. i mean, no, but this is for my dumbass friend - she, well, she solved some - some crime - so you know." and then he paused and panics and then adds, "not to say that just because she's a woman that she's dumb, no I didnt- I didn't mean it like that, it was just - we're close. i mean not that close-" and you have to hold in your laughter and tell him it's okay. and then you have to leave because you're in a rush but you do give him your number, "just in case"
- the entire premise (?) of this is that he's pathetic and you're teasy. yeah. anyway he doesn't call you because he doesn't get the time to, and then the next time he sees you, you kind of save his ass by distracting someone so he can sneak out of the place undetected. (i don't really. like know what exact scenario he's escaping from but just. pretend there Is One)
- and then he can't really see you because he's escaping and remembers that he has your number!!!! so he shoots u a text "hey you shouldn't have done that" and ur like "?? wrong number" because you don't know who this is
