Sailor Astro (Crack fic) {Discontinued}

Could the smart girl actually be a twisted

{That's right I got my motivation back! NOW QUE THE INTRO}

*Inset the most fire, unskippable, and beautiful intro like ever*

Pebble broke into the arcade late at night and jumped onto one of the Sailor Sh games.

"Code Name Pebble, this is Pebble" Pebble told the computer screen.

"Password sentence" the computer asked. 

"The Mirror if fucking that music box again" 

"Oh really?"

"Yeah they're loud and it's getting annoying" 

"Access granted" 

"Hi it's pebble"

"You have a report?" A strange voice Asked form the computer.

"Sailor Astro isn't as much of a help as we thought he would be." Pebble stated. "He's lazy, whiny, and a complete Crybaby" 

"Mhm"

"I also have been sensing a strange energy from one of Sailor Astro's school mates" Pebble then pulled up an image of Vee. "She might be an enemy but I don't know for sure" 

"Reaserch her" the voice stated. "She might be important." 

*Time skip*

"Of course Vee got the top of our school for that state testing shit" Brightney stated.

"Not just the school but the whole country!" Razzle stated. "(I wonder how she does it)"

"Guys... If there a top then there has .to be a bottom right?" Astro asked. 

"If there's was a bottom" Brighteny started. "You or Shrimpo would be at it." 

"That would have to be some kind of achievement right!" 

"Astro if it was an achievement then no one would actually try for these" 

"Listen Astro, it's not that you're dumb" Razzle started. "You're stupid! (It's more like you don't put the effort in)" 

"First of all dumb is a synonym of stupid! So it's the same thing!" Astro explained "Second of all I do put effort into shit!" 

"Wow so you actually do have brain cells in that nogin of yours, I think your brain was just made up of half melted Icecream." Razzle stated sarcastically. "(So you're telling me you tried and got the answer 69 for every question on the math homework last week)" 

"Yeah!" 

"If x-19=26, X≠69! Even dazzle knows that!"

"Shut the fuck up will you!" 

"I wasn't the one that said dik instead of Idk!" 

"I told you that t was I typo!" 

"Can we stop fighting?" Brighteny asked. "And Astro! How about you try talking to that Vee girl! Maybe he'll help you!"

"Hell no!" Astro exclaimed.

"Why not? You're grades could use it"

"I'm way too anti social for that shit!"

"You really don't know what is good for you" 

*time skip*

Astro was walking home knowing Moondrop would kill him. That's when he noticed Vee also walking to somewhere. Astro just assumed that Vee was also walking home and payed no mind to he. That's when he saw Pebble on top of the fence Rodger was walking near. Pebble jumped down and landed on Vee's shoulder, and started inspecting her.