Ok so I'm back in USA
And I had a Skype convo
And Vinny said, "KINJI YOU WERE A MISTAKE!"
And Kinji was like, "Omg do you know what that means?!"
Then Vinny said, "it means you were born a mistake and you are a waste of space,"
Yes. This is how mean everyone is.
But Kinji only gave a half hearted laugh, then asked me, "Kuroda, do you know what it means?"
I thought for a moment. Then, I understood. Or I thought I understood.
I listened to a lot of Taylor Swift from my friends. Whenever Taylor Swift called anyone a mistake, she meant, "I shouldn't of dated you, you cheated on me, etc"
So that's what I thought Kinji was thinking about
Given our history, and the fact that Kinji and Vinny are both guys, it made me feel all grossed out inside. I also felt slightly jealous. XD
Lol
Anyways, I said, "oh gross I understand,"
At least, I thought I was thinking the same thing as Kinji, since he also seemed genuinely disgusted.
However, Vinny and and Taiki, who were also in the call, didn't even think they understood.
BUT PLOT TWIST
Kinji said he'd type it into the chat, so he did. I was expecting to see a long explanation about what I was thinking, however all I saw were 3 words that will haunt me forever in my head
The c**dom broke
THAT'S WHAT IT MEANT
I pang of at first confusion, then utter disgust, and finally pure anger hit me like an arrow to the chest.
"WHAT?!" I cried
Taiki burst out laughing.
"That's what it means!" Kinji insisted.
Vinny said nothing
I began to scream in disgust, horror, and rage, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU KINJI?! MY APOLOGIES, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE THINKING OF THESE THINGS! THAT'S SO GROSS! WHY WOULD YOU THINK OF THAT! EWWW!"
"But that is what it means," Kinji kept insisting
What is wrong with my life?
