So today was the first day of school, a half day
It was fun. I have a crazy teacher. She is my homeroom AND first period teacher. And I was in her classroom with her for about 45 mins in all. In that 45 mins she said 3 weird things.
First, she said, "Now, last year there was a lot of trouble, especially in the boys bathrooms, so if you boys are having a problem a problem in there, I will go in there and I WILL drag you out with your pants at your ankles. I am not afraid of going into the boys bathrooms and dragging you outta there! If you know anyone who is obnoxious in the bathrooms, tell them I'll go drag them out!"
She went on about that for at least 10 mins XD
THEN, she said, "I am a science teacher, and I know you guys are going through a lot of stuff now. And I am not ashamed to talk about this stuff, so I will talk about it a lot in class. You know the stuff that makes you go 'ewww'."
Which she continued for 5 min
Lastly, a boy asked, "What's your favorite ice cream flavor??"
The teacher thought about it for a moment, then she said, "Nuts. I love anything with nuts in it. As long as the ice cream has nuts, I love it. I really love rocky road with a lot of nuts."
And then a girl said, "I'm allergic to nuts!"
And then the teacher said, "Well, we can't get rid of all the nuts here!"
WTF IS WRONG WITH MY TEACHER, LIKE OMFG WTH? WHAT IS MY 8TH GRADE LIFE GONNA BE WTF?
