Uchiha Crib( Madara Uchiha x Reader)

Secret Revealed

_(n)_ walked looking around. Madara was next to her while holding a paper as she held his briefcase. The clan would arrive tomorrow so he had to do as much work as he could.

"So..about those guys you always talk about..."

"Hm..oh yeah my cousins! We'll they're the only family I have so that's why they mean everything to me."

"What do you mean..?"

Madara looked down at her. _(n)_ blinked smiling while walking " I don't remember much but my actual parents died. Long ago so the ones I have now took me in. " Madara looked at her suspiciously 'hm....'
_(n)_ blinked twice looking down. "Weird right...I can't remember anything from the age ten down..." Madara looked at her "then why were you leaving  to their home..?" "Because I didn't wanted to burden them more..I mean collage is expensive..so yeah...I needed a job.." She smiled up at him. The male twitched blushing a bit and liked straight " I see..." "And you ..?" "What do you mean..?" "How come your not married ?" She cat smirked " are you ga-" "no no!" He sweat dropped " marriage isn't really my thing..." "Wait then how come Obito calls you uncle then...." ' Izuna looks around my age so I highly doubt he has kids..' " We aren't related ..." "Eh..." She blinked looking at him. Madara blinked while walking to a bench on the quiet park " I adopted  him when his parents died." He blinked sitting down._(n)_ sat next to him having wide eyes. "Then he had a kid and that kid had kids and those kids are Sasuke and Itachi so yeah..."

_(n)_ was staring at him. Madara blinked looking at her "what...?" "....if it isn't rude how old are you...?" Madara felt his eye twitch "....in human years..?" "Yeah....." 'Why do they keep saying that..' "I don't know..." He though "I guess I'm...around 38....." _(n)_ froze cat smiling 'I thought he was 27!!!!!'

"Why..?"

"No reason!!!"

"........" Both sat in silences. _(n)_ felt her cheeks turning red 'oh yeah..!!!!' Her inner self was laughing evilly. Madara blinked looking at his paper 'hmp...' He looked at her seeing the gem on the necklace having cracks " why don't you throw that thing away..." "Hm..?" She turned to him "that necklace....it looks old..." He blinked. _(n)_ looked down at it "I can't..." "Why..?" "It's a secret!" She smiled. Madara looked at her "...hmp..."
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" do you need any help..?" _(n)_ looked up at the woman. " nah I'm good ! !" Sakura yelled smiling while pining up the curtains.

"Okay!" _(n)_ looked around the giant ballroom 'didn't even know they had one...' "Sakura-San.." "Yes..?" The pink haired woman said while stepping down the latter. _(n)_ looked at her " are you guys....how do I put it....not human.?" Sakura froze cat smiling "eh..." "Yeah like....Madara-Dono.....he looks to young...and also I know about the Uchiha ..." Sakura blinked looking at her "...you won't freak out..." ".....well..we are as you say well.." Sakura smiled nervously " we are ......" She whispered on he rear. _(n)_ blinked and began to laugh "that's a joke right !?" Sakura looked at her".
_(n)_'s eye twitched fainting.
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Obito blinked walking with Sakura while holding a girl on his arms." Why did she faint again...? "Uhm.....girl stuff.." "Did you told her?" "How did...." Obito looked down at the girl in his arms " she looks just like him. Also you think we're stupid like Madara not to see the meaning of the necklace ..?" Sakura sweat drops "he he....." She opened the girls door.

Izuna turned to them while sitting on the floor "oh...hey........"

"WHY ARE YOU IN HERE! !!!!!"

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Izuna rubbed his head "sheesh..." He looked down at the girl laying on the futon "why is she out ?" "Sakura stold her." "Oh!" "Wait you knew too?" "Yeah it's obvious!" Izuna smiled at her making her pink eyebrow twitch.

"Right now Itachi and Sasuke are trying to find a way to explain it to Madara. " Obito looked down at the girl " she's related to the two people Madara hates."

"Er....don't tell me..."

"Tell what."

They all froze turning to the door. Madara had crossed arms looking at them "tell me what." "Uhm...your beautiful..?" "I know." Sakura glared 'Tch...conceded much...'

"Tell me now."

"You have a good personality ..."

Madara raised an eyebrow at Obito" everyone knows your lying there." The man flipped him off glaring.

"Tell me."

"Your pedophile !"

"I know~ wait ...no! !"

Izuna laughed at him. Madara glared blushing darkly.

"Tell me now !! Or else !!"

"She's a Senju you stupid old man!" Sasuke walked in glaring sleepily. Madara looked at him glaring " what did you call me..." "OLD. MAN!!!" Sasuke pulled his tongue out. Sasuke didn't act the same when he was sleepy. Madara glared at him.

Itachi pulled them away " Madara. I was doing research. Do you know Hashirama granddaughter ."

"Yeah the blonde woman.."

"Tsunade- Sama...?"

"......_(n)_....is ......"

His eye twitched "what....." " _(n)_ Senju is the daughter of Tsunade Senju.....her real name ..is Amaya Senju...she was the child you had to kill...long ago on the fire.... Also that makes her hashirama's great granddaughter...." Itachi looked at him. Madara stared at them then at her then at them then at her "...real funny guys....."

"Madara...we aren't ......"

Madara turned walking out the room closing the door "....pffff...." He left "like if I care.." He smirked evilly."wait...if she's the child from long ago......" He sighs in relief " I'm not a pedophile !" He left with 'victory' arrows pointing at him.
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_(n)_ opened her eyes hearing chains moving "eh..." She sat up slowly feeling cold"....."she looked down and her eyes widen blushing darkly "EEEHHHH!!!!" She looked around seeing herself on a cage. She hugged herself blushing while wearing a *anime-style* bunny outfit "who did...this...."

"Sorry......"

_(n)_ looked straight blushing darkly. Sakura sweat dropped looking at her "....madara's orders ..." _(n)_ cat smiled while her eye twitched "...eh..." "Your the grand.....attraction for the clan today..."

"Today!?"

"Yeah..you passed out for 15 hours....."

_(n)_ froze smiling she felt the thing move up. The music playing soon stop while the cage was seen fully.

'Madara-Dono.....you really are the hot pedophile.....'

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This chapter wasn't funny at all .___.