_(n)_ blushed slowly looking at the man on top of her "uh........we're.....not on...a perfect ...place for this..." She looked to the side. Madara blinked and smirked leaning down to her "hmp, we're alone though~" he moved his hand under her chin slowly bringing her face up to a rough kiss.
"HAAA!!!!!" Tobirama slide the door open smirking evilly with a knife in his hand but froze paling.
Madara had a poker face turning to him half naked"....................." _(n)_ had a tomato color face slowly covering her boobs"...........".
Tobirama stepped back slowly closing the door "........................I'll....murder you later......."
_(n)_ blinked looking up at the man blushing with a confuse expression. Madara blinked twice looking down at her "......"
"He killed the mood...."
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Madara walked opening the bathroom door smirking " seems we have the same ti-" the male froze smirking. Tobirama turned to him and froze glaring. A towel was seen falling on the floor
"..............................."
_(n)_ walked passing them but stopped"...." She stepped back and woof whistled giggling.
"Kyahhh!!!" Tobirama covered his chest blushing .Madara blushed covering his full body "hentai!!!!!" Both grown men acted like Japanese school girls while the young woman laughed like their (Pervy)Senpai .
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Madara laid on the futon gloomily ' this is a hard week.....' He looked to his side calmly.he sat up stressed out ' I really hate that man.....' His eyebrow kept twitching remembering the albino. He felt some one move next to him. Madara looked down thinking it was _(n)_ but ended up freezing horror.
Tobirama was staring at him with a sharpen blade on his hand "...................." Both made a long staring contest while the woman next to the albino moved hugging him happily in her sleep.
Tobirama smirked slowly at the Uchiha seeing his angered expression. Madara felt his cheeks burning hot from his rage 'Tch......'
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Hashirama blinked looking at his friend worriedly " are you okay...?" Madara kept trembling on his seat. Tobirama was next to him with an arm around his shoulder ' his perfectly fine Nissan. We just had time. Alone. Me and him. On a room. Alone." The albino smirked looking to the side while the Uchiha kept glaring nervously ' freaking Senju are all confusing bipolar people .....'
_(n)_ smacked the albino on the head with her cheeks puffed " stop mentally scaring Madara." Tobirama blinked twice looking up at him " it's not called scaring when he enjoys it." Madara looked at the albino ' wtf is wrong with this sadistic mother fucker !???' The woman sigh shaking her head. Hashirama blinked " wait...what's going on..?"
Everyone face palmed while the older Senju smiled confuse.
"Idiot...."
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Madara blinked taking off his shirt but stopped looking around the room slowly '...................'
_(n)_ was sitting again the wall calmly reading while two tea cups stood on the tray next to her. " your really paranoid..." She moved her gaze to him. Madara looked at her blinking twice ".....no I'm not......" The woman raised an eyebrow making the man twitch "............how did you survive here........." He walked sitting across from the _(h/c)_ haired woman. _(n)_ blinked confuse " what do you mean....?" She placed the book on the floor.
" I mean by how st-"
"MADARA IS GAY FOR HASHIRAMA !!!"
"TOBIRAMA IS GAY FOR IZUNA!!!"
"WHAT !? NO!!"
"SHH!!"
"HEY STOP TOU--GYAAAHHH!!!!"
Madara smiled while his hand turned in to a fist trembling. A black aura was seen around him. _(n)_ blinked twice quickly getting his arm. "Oy let me go!! I'm going to murder him!!!" The Uchiha glared demonically at the door. " you know that's what he wants to see right..." _(n)_ looked up at the male. Madara blinked turning to her " what..?" " Tobirama is sadistic...if he sees you reacting like this he'll continue till you begin to cry....."She smiled hugging his arm " so try to at least ignore him..
Madara stared at her for a bit but sigh smirking bringing her closer ".......hmp..."
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_(n)_ blinked twice watching the death stare between the black and white haired men. "....."
Madara felt his eye twitch while looking in to deep lifeless red eyes. Tobirama was sitting normally keeping his usual expression but his eyes read death.
"....you guys should talk.."
"I hate you."
"No I hate you ."
" I hate your face."
"I hate your hair."
"I hate your body."
"I hate your soul."
"I hate you more."
"No I hate you more!"
Both slammed their foreheads roughly demonically glaring. _(n)_ sweat dropped smiling." Hm...why don't we go and walk....? You know around the city to let go of some steam ?" Both men looked at her"............."
"I need to get my pimp on then." Tobirama stood up and walked off to his room. Madara blinked twice looking at her "................" _(n)_ smiled at him happily.
'Is this woman trying to kill me......'
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Uchiha Crib( Madara Uchiha x Reader)
HumorUchiha a legendary clan name. Accepting only those who are proven worthy to be cursed with their secret. What happens when a member be friends an outsider? Is her family linage connected to them? ( Warning : Will contain weird and I mean extremely...
