𝑾𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑮 𝑵𝑼𝑴𝑩𝑬𝑹 - 𝑪𝑨𝑲𝑬

Four

Cal I have to ask u something very important

What

R u a virgin

Nooo

Calummm

Yes I am

This is great news m8

Why

Bc I can be ur first

No thanks

But I'm hot af

Aww lukey has confidence

Dickface

U want my dick on ur face

Okay this is about u, not me;)

Well then

But cal I'm a virgin too

Cool

We like srsly need to get together

Idk u

We've been talking for a while now and u know almost everything about me

Ik Ik

But I honestly want to meet u one day

U should. I'm pretty awesome

Wtf happened u used to be so sweet

Well, a hottie named Luke told me to change my ways

I told u I was hot

Yes u didddd

But God cal, ur way hotter

Way more hot*

Bitch u ruined it

Ik

I srsly want to kill u sometimes

Oh plz. I'm not the porn lord like somebody I know

Heyyy that's not very nice

It's very tru

But not nice;)