Marx: One Of The Three Jesters Of Insanity

Griffon The Brush Off

(fade in to a stretch of park land on the outskirts of Ponyville during the day. Pan away from a small stream and Marx read a book with the title: "How can you bring colleagues back from a hard-to-find dimension".)

Pinkie Pie: (from o.s., excitedly) Hoof-biting action overload! She was like a stunt superstar—

(Stop on a fountain, next to which she is jumping up and down, and a bench, on which Twilight Sparkle has settled down on her belly to read a book.)

Pinkie: —flying higher and higher, and then Rainbow Dash swooped down, swoosh! (And right before she hit the ground, shoom! (floating, then landing on hooves) She pulled up! Vroom!

Twilight: (paying no attention) Uh-huh.

Pinkie: And then she looped around and around, like woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!

(She mimics the action with her head, eventually becoming so dizzy that she collapses to the ground.)

Twilight: Uh-huh.

Marx: You know that Rainbow Dash isn't that awesome , right?(grins for something to scream)

Rainbow: (offscren) Hey!
(The pink pony view Rainbow Dash soaring overhead; she bounds up and races after the blue flyer.)

Twilight: Phew!

(She flips a page, using her teeth rather than magic, and keeps reading.)

Marx: (grin) So it seems that you can't stand Pinkie for being annoying, right?

Twilight: She's not annoying!

Marx: Then why were you glad that she left?

Twilight: I like Pinkie but the weird thing she do all the time are little to much sometime.

Marx: So you say it's because she is weirder than anypony from this town that is the way she she is annoying? (his eye twice)

Twilight: No! I say that she is just too unpredictable that anypony can't figure out what can expect from her.

Marx: Okay. (he shrug then read a book entitled "How to torture somepony who judges only by appearances" )

Rainbow Dash continues to fly away from Pinkie:

Pinkie: Rainbow Dash!

Rainbow: Not now, Pinkie Pie! (More speed; Pinkie matches her.)

Pinkie: But—but, Rainbow Dash!

Rainbow: I’m in the middle of something!

Pinkie: But—

Rainbow: I said, not now!

(Her mid-air wind sprint ends very suddenly when she plows face first into a sheer rock wall. Zoom out to expose it as part of a very tall cliff, from which she slides down after sticking to it for a moment. She winds up in a heap, in front of Pinkie.)

Pinkie: I was gonna tell you to look out for that mountain.

(A groan of mixed pain and frustration from Rainbow. Fade to black.)

( fade in to an overhead view of the town square pavilion. Zoom in slowly as Pinkie crosses the open area, humming to herself, then cut to a close-up and tilt up into the sky. Here, Rainbow is napping on a cloud; the humming wakes her up, so she stuffs a wad of cloud into each ear—but even this is not enough to block out the sound. Down below, Pinkie stops to address three ponies at a produce cart.)

Pinkie: Hi! I’m looking for Rainbow Dash. Have you seen her?

(Rainbow snaps bolt upright in a panic upon hearing this, the clouds falling away from her ears, and starts burrowing in to hide herself.)