(y/n) = Your name
(e/c) = Your eye color
(h/c) = Your hair color
(h/l) = Your hair length
(f/r) = Your favorite racer (not Waluigi)
(f/r2) = Your second favorite racer (not Waluigi)
You had just arrived at Cheep Cheep Beach, the place where the next race would be held. Both you and Waluigi were panting after all the running. You thought this place was beautiful and you wanted to explore more of it. Before you could check around, Waluigi stepped in front of you, looking a little guilty.
"I... I think we are too early." He said and pointed at the start line where no one could be seen.
'So, I had to run after you in such a high speed for nothing...?' You thought and sighed.
"What are we supposed to do then?" You asked him.
Waluigi shrugged and looked over the sea.
"I don't know. Maybe we can talk about, uh, ourselves, (y/n)?" Waluigi asked, returning his gaze to you.
"Um sure, why not?" You said and soon, the two of you trotted around the beach while telling each other some about yourselves.
After 30 minutes, you two had talked mostly about what you like and don't like.
"(Y/n), please don't say that you like that loser Luigi, I mean, he's just so stupid!" He said, sounding a bit angry.
You chuckled and rolled your eyes.
"Now why would I like him? I don't think he is that awful though." You said and waited for Waluigi to answer.
He groaned of your answer and folded his arms.
"Come on, (y/n), he's nothing but-"
Before he could finish his sentence, he noticed that you weren't listening and focusing on something. When he also looked on what you were looking at, he could see a figure in the distance.
"Who's that, Waluigi?" You asked, even if you knew who it was.
"That guy over there is Wario. He is one of my few friends." He said and would then whisper to your ear.
"But be careful, he can make some stinky farts and be rude." Waluigi whispered and saw your rather disgusted expression.
"Ewww, how can you be friends with such a fatass?" You said in disgust, as you didn't like when others farted around you.
Waluigi chuckled quietly and smirked while seeing his friend coming towards them.
"It's a long story, believe me." He said and started heading to his buddy.
"Why, if it isn't Waluigi!" Wario cried out and grinned at his tall friend.
"What are you doing here so early, Wario? I thought you were busy with your loss earlier!" Waluigi said and laughed while pointing at the short fat man.
"Your expression was priceless, haha!" He said mockingly.
Wario just groaned and was about to speak until he saw you.
"Hey, who is that chick?" Wario asked and played with his fingers on his mustache.
"It's one of my new friends, we met earlier." Waluigi said and turned around to you.
"My name is-"
Before you could finish, Wario laughed loudly and fell on his back.
"Wahahaha, you, a new friend? Good luck with that!" Wario said and continued to laugh.
You didn't like how Waluigi's "friend" behaved against him, so you made your way to Wario and gazed on him. He was so ugly, you thought.
"The name is (y/n) and yes, I'm his new friend." You said proudly and turned around to smile at the purple plumber.
Waluigi returned the smile to you and then approached Wario, placing his right foot on Wario's belly.
"Well, I gotta go and prepare for the race. It will be a pleasure to see you lose against me today. See ya! Come on (y/n), I want to show you my car." Waluigi said and was already walking away from the yellow plumber.
"Hey, wait for me!" You cried out, but before you could run after him, you felt a hand grabbing your ankle, making you fall towards on the sand.
"Well, aren't you pretty?" He said, sending you the chills in your spine over what he said.
You kicked his side with your foot and stood up quickly.
"Get lost." You said and sprinted to Waluigi, who had not noticed the situation you were in earlier.
"There you are, (y/n)! Sorry about Wario. He can be a bit of a douche sometimes." He said and scratched behind his head.
"A little? More like a pure douchebag." You said disagreeing and chuckled.
"And wanna know what's more interesting? He has a girl who has a crush on him. Poor girl." He said, shaking his head slightly.
You gasped over this.
"How can someone possibly like an idiot like Wario?" You asked Waluigi, but he just shrugged and put both his hands behind his head.
"Maybe someone who lost their sense of smelling." He said ironically.
You giggled over what your new friend told you.
"Perhaps that's the reason!" You said and continued to giggle.
'How lovely her giggling is. NO! She is just your friend! (Y/n) is your friend!' Waluigi thought and shaked his head again.
It didn't take long before you arrived at the start line where many cars were already standing at. Waluigi showed you his car. It wasn't as tough you thought, but it seemed pretty neat anyway. Soon, the race would start and you were standing in the crowd full of toads, yoshis, birdos etc. Waluigi was sitting in his car, waiting for the Lakitu to start the race. He turned to his left and easily found you in the crowd because of the clothes you were wearing. You waved your hand to him and smiled brightly.
"Good luck Waluigi! I believe in you!" You shouted out, making the others near you look shockingly on you. Although, you ignored it.
Waluigi blushed a little and returned his gaze on the Lakitu.
"I didn't know you had a girlfriend, Waluigi." A well-known and an annoying voice said.
Waluigi glared at his nemesis and growled.
"She is not my girlfriend, you loser!" He said and pouted out his tongue.
"If you say so." Luigi said and would concentrate on the road again.
'I hope (y/n) didn't hear that. Stupid Luigi.' Waluigi thought.
Finally, the Lakitu counted to three and they were off.
'This is not so bad after all. It's actually kinda fun, especially with Waluigi in the lead. I hope he wins.' You thought and watched as the game went on, hoping the purple plumber could win and come on first place.
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Waluigi x female!reader
FanfictionYou were playing a Mario game one morning, but never predicted it to become more real than ever...