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"You have to help me! I'm useless by myself!"

Crunch

"You wanna be her lawyer?"

I'm confused. My friends are strange.

Working on a school project. Odd.

Green butterfly, pink butterfly, blue butterfly. Green butterfly, pink butterfly, orange butterfly. Green butterfly, pink butterfly, blue butterfly. Green butterfly.

Arbitrary Blog Post of Randomness Vol. III

Icicle stars! I like that. Has a nice ring to it.

"I'm tired of doing topics that don't have an opposite side."

"You don't want a witness." "That's true."

"What am I supposed to say?"

Well, I don't know. Think of something. I'm sure you can.

Budapest.

Piracy in Somalia? Honestly?

"Yes, I'll be your lawyer."

I'm confused.

"...Alibi Guy..."

What?

"I wanna lawyer. ... I need a lawyer." "I'll be your lawyer." "But... you can't..."

"being taught in public schools?"

"Seriously?"

"Write that down." "Write what down?" "You're married to Stuart." "Why?" "Because he's dead."

"Is he a pirate?"

I'm confused.

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