Casey's Rants

School Lunch and the Flesh Eating Disease

Okay so basically this ones about how terrible cafeteria lunch at school is.

Anyone in their right mind, just wouldn't eat that nasty crap they put upon your plate around 12:00.

Schools have budgets: yes. But no matter how many doggone fundraisers and money requiring activities you attend they seem to never have money. Like where does it go?

These schools expect you to come to school happy, do your work to your best abilities, and hardly complain about it.

For one, you expect us to come to school and be happy all day without food that is edible. Come on people we aren't stupid, that's why we go to the most boring place on earth for 12 years or for some kids more because they'd rather miss school and eat pizza rolls at home.

It's sad to think that they say they care about us, but seriously if you cared maybe we wouldn't be eating something that doesn't even have a name.

Two why on gods green earth would you put us in classrooms for hours and not give us food. Are you trying to starve us. The student population needs food to be ready enough to take that math test or ace that speech.

If we don't have decent food that makes us jump for joy rather than sit at the table with an empty stomach, how could you be disappointed in us when we get Fs everyday.

It's not our fault don't point fingers at us. It's your fault for spending that money on whatever kind of freaking coffeemaker you got for your staff that hands out worksheets and sits at their computer looking at their latest Facebook post.

These people think we are crazy. That we don't know that they have a budget and have to get that certain kind of food because the other is too pricey. But maybe if you would completely cook it and or us not have to worry if there's a flesh eating disease on it maybe it would be better.

But those poor old lunch ladies couldn't do any better.

My parents when they would tell me how awesome their food was I was like where did these lunch lady gods go?

My parents had homemade everything. The lunch ladies would hand make cinnamon rolls, use real peanut butter and grape jelly, use real chicken not what we think is horse.

And adults wonder why kids these days are drop outs, uh because you could go to ombudsman and eat whatever the heck you want and still get an education.

Although most kids wouldn't do that. I'm not.

Three which is bringing your own lunch. Which is terrible.

The kids who don't bring their lunch kill yours, you better hide whatever you got. If you got chips you better have a secret compartment, if you got anything sweet hide it for dear life.

Also another terrible reason for bringing your own lunch is the stupid school won't allow certain things. And by this time you've already given up.

ATTENTION: SOME STUDENTS HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY, PLEASE KEEP ALL PEANUTS AND PEANUT PRODUCTS OFF SCHOOL CAMPUS.

Okay for one, who doesn't like peanut butter if you ain't allergic. Peanut butter is heaven. But those couple of kids could blow up like a balloon and your like I'm not allergic to it those kids know to stay away from me because peanut butter is a safe haven and you know I have it.

Fact is don't cringe at the school lunches they might cringe back.