Casey's Rants

Face Palm Reasons Why We Hate Being On Our Period

If you are a male bypass if you don't you are creepy. Read on females and tell me if I miss anything and if you totally agree.

Every girl (should) goes through the pain for a whole entire week.

The cramps, the migraines, the attitude, the bloating, we as the female population have to deal with a whole entire week of endless pain.

I'm gonna give you a list of complaints:

1. You are too tired to do anything.
You have to go through the struggle of getting an education during that whole entire week and act as if nothing is going on. Like how am not not supposed to act like I feel like someone is stabbing me in the stomach.

No matter how many Midols I take or anything all the effects seem to never disappear therefor taking a week of my life when I could have been doing something other than lying in bed.

2. Tampons.
Okay, some girls are afraid of them and it's simply because you could hurt yourself, forget about them, or even get some disease or something. The reasons are endless.

Why in the world would you want to go swimming anyways if you feel like crap. Makes no sense.

3. Guys.
Some understand your pain, others couldn't care less. But if we all had a period the males of this world would understand your pain and frustration.

4. The double personality.
The poor people around you when you are on your period. They have to go through your tantrums, your attitude changes, and your cravings.

Their lives are enough having their own problems but it's like your add more onto theirs. They put up with a total different person for a whole week. It's not like we can help it though.

5. The pads.
We as females know the struggle of the pad situation. No matter how many times you readjust your pad it will never be as perfect as you wish.

It's either too high in the back or the exact same in the front. They never get perfect. Not only do you have to worry about the cramps but you can't ever get your pad adjusted. Am I right?

6. Our lives.
Our lives are enough with labor, idiots (we all have the one stupid person in our lives), evil people, terrible guys, cheating boyfriends, a-holes, our lives are enough without the frustration every month.

But no matter how many times you ask God to take it away your stuck with that crappy week.

7. The theory.
Some people say that we have periods because Eve ate the apple from the forbidden tree. And people say well you shouldn't have eaten the apple.

Excuse me if I remember correctly I am not thousands of years old. My name is blah blah blah not Eve.

And then you rant on and rant about how it's not your fault and your crazy emotional personality comes out because you cry cry cry and keep on ranting about it not being your fault.

8. The p day.
No matter how long ago you got your period you will always always forget. It will hit you like nothing even happened.

It's that moment in class when you are like dang it! You forget all about it and your friend has to go up to the office and ask for a pad.

No matter if you have those a little before small cramps you will shake it off as if it's just a stomach ache. I mean who wants to admit they are going to be in pain for a whole week.

9. The wish.
Last but definitely not least the wish of for males to have periods too. Us females wish for guys to have periods too. If we have to bleed and hurt for a week they should too!

It's every girls whining dream during their period for males to be in pain just like them. Why not?

These are the face palm reasons why us females should be taken lightly during their period.

Yes, I was blunt about this but if you didn't want the truth you shouldn't have read this far.