Casey's Rants

Singles Awareness Day

Warning: Some may find this enjoyable to read, others may find it too cliche to handle, if you don't like it simply don't read it. Also, if you like it click the little star, And show me why you like it by commenting.

You're either in a relationship or with someone. Whether you have a special someone or you're as alone as alone gets, it doesn't really matter on a daily basis (unless you over think everything, like me).

Well on Valentine's Day it matters, a lot. For people in relationships it's about chocolate and how much you love someone because they're the only person you puts up with you (other than your family who most of the Times wishes they didn't have to put up with you). Though for loners it's about making sure you know that you're alone.

For single Pringles it's basically Singles Awareness Day. Which sucks. Butt.

If you're single you've learned by now to stay at home and sob over Grey's or watch Grown Ups 1 & 2. Because if you go out thinking you're brave enough to overlook the cuddling couples you'll end up crying yourself to sleep over The Notebook.

Now some of the singles get through this day happily as if nothing is different. But it's the ones who don't, who suffocate.

As for the cuddly wuddly couples you keep doing you, but move it to your house.

The cliche poems are nauseating. The expensive chocolates are ridiculous. The sob worthy movies are patronizing. And the big effort guys push is just too perfect to handle.

I've done the single sob. And I've done the relationship heart throb. Neither is worth it. Going out and making this huge effort is overrated and the mushy gushy kissing in public is just too much.

If you love each other stay at home, we know you feel strongly for the other, please keep it at home.

Single Pringles keep it together you'll make it through this one day, promise.

Stay happy love birds, and stay strong the singles of the world.

·~Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'll get~·