Kape, dre? +tagalog

Kape, dre?

To Miss NoToNickiMinaj,

UNA, I'm not gonna lie, quite frankly I find you awesome because of these TWO REASONS, "You does not cares at all to what us peoples thinks of you"  also because "You haves the guts to hit the famoose writers and der negatives".  I normally open wattpad but I rarely check what's going on in this place, the last time I was really active in participating in such group hits and nakisakay sa uso ay probably last 5 months pa and the situation months ago are way different to what I see now. Rants... Rants... Full of Rants...  THEN I FOUND YOU.

A friend introduced me to you, I read your "About Me" and I was wetting myself!  To be honest at first I can't really tell if you're being serious or just setting yourself up as a laughing stock in this almost nerdy site (I know writers... I'm sorry I'm a nerd too) . I was just going to let you pass for what you did but I can't let the fact go that you, as a Filipino belittled yourself, it's like insulting yourself in front of a mirror. 

PANGALAWA, I like your grammar "Its so very smarts I not able to understands your greatness" . To be honest your grammar is not the reason why I'm saying this as my second point, I speak, talk and write with grammatical errors too and I admit it but the fact that you said that "my iq is good than you. im a honor student and you must knew it." that just killed everything. You should've at least perfected that two sentences so it would seem somehow believable. 

PANGATLO, "my parents is pure filipino and i'm hate to admit it. duh? filipino are stupid jackass. they should have die? don't dare to say that i'm a filipino because i'm not... not anymore. i leave in canada for a years already and i proud to say that i proud to leave here." I live in a different country too but I don't go around denying where I really came from and where I was born. You're in Canada (?), that's nice. Shouldn't you be thankful for having hardworking Filipino parents to get you to live there, to have a better future, to have better opportunities and to have a bigger chance to have Justin Bieber as your neighbor?! Gosh! That would be sooo amazing wouldn't it?

Also, when you're born in a certain Race, Nationality. I don't think you could change it really... Unless uhmm. We could paint ourselves! We could be like brown-coffee added milk or pandesal added sugar on top! Sounds good doesn't it?

PANGAPAT, I love Kpop too kaso hindi tayo nagkasundo nung sinabi mong galing sa mental ang Bigbang.   

Anyways, since you're gone na sana bumalik ka kailangan mo pa 'to mabasa. "I is tired of typing all about you, You makes my wattpad life inersing, I never faced sumone likes you before"