Frozen Up (An ii AU)

Act 12: chamomile tea

Nickel POV:

I and balloon were walking through the woods since the portal was broken I suppose. I really didn't pay attention. "So what are we gonna do now?" I asked balloon who was right Infront of me "Dunno... Hide in the woods?" "Do you expect us to live in the wild?" "Fair point but do you want to go back to the hotel that shall not be named?" He asked me. I was just living there like a while ago but it was torture, OJ was always a pain in our asses and paper would try to calm him but make him do more! Paper only gets the bair minimum because he sucks up to OJ because 'you gotta do what you gotta do' he keeps saying! "Huh?" Balloon mumbled as I snap out of my thoughts "is that... Tea?" I said confused "chamomile tea to be exact" balloon corrected me nonchalantly "how the f*CK did you know what kind of tea that is?!" "...I suck up to taco..." What... "sue me! Her way of deceitfulness is perfect! The way she made it look like she cared about Pickel was perfect!" He rambles on how good she is at deceitfulness like it's normal to say things like that. about the most hated character on ii season 1 no less! "Well that is a surprise." "Is it really?" Well to be honest in my head, yes but in saying "no." "Well I'm gonna tell you stuff that I like about taco. 1. Her British ancestry." He keeps rambling on and on. I regret this, Just kill me now.

Mic POV:

Well after that exciting elimination, I went to the forest to meet my lesbian romance lover-did I say that? Eh, this is in my head and to the readers.
(DS: Hey! No third wall breaking!)
Relax, I'm just entertaining everyone. It's not like I'm gonna say that [CHARACTER] and [CHARACTER] are gonna die so-! woops...

[Technical difficulties]

Well after that exciting elimination, I went to the forest to meet taco, my partner is crime! She has been helping me with these of the hook challenges! "Well hello again, microphone." "Hello, taco... Where did you get that taser?" She was just handing there with a taser in hand. "No reason! Totally not tasering OJ, until he is almost dead..."

5 hours earlier...

"OW! S-STOP! PLEASE! PLEASE STOP IT! AH! OO!! FUCK!" OJ screamed "This is fun, I like this, this is nice."

Present...

... alright, not gonna ask what happened. "So, what's the plan for the next challenge?" "Well I heard from mephone that the next challenge will be a sleddind race, so we need to build the perfect, magnificent sled!" She explained with unnecessary British voice. "Alright, sounds simple enough!" "Actually, we are just taking it from test tube-"taco! You can't just rope me into this-"

5 minutes later...

"Alright! Got the sled!" Taco said with her on the sled. "I don't like how fast you got it" she then shushes me and motioned me to come closer. As I went closer I couldn't believe what I was seeing or hearing! "Number nine, the strategy! The dumb (potentially autistitic) girl that turns out to be smart is just perfect!" Said balloon, sitting on a ice chair. With nickel! "I get it, you like taco because she was manipulative. I don't fucking care!" "(I can't believe it... He likes me?)" She said quietly so we weren't noticed. I keep hearing this because, this was juicy. "10. Her great taste in tea. I noticed that she had chamomile tea and just gotta say great choice." "I prefer cinnamon tea myself." Said that said that 5-cent mistake. "(Look, you can stay here all you want but I gotta go back to the other contestants that are still in the game. Later, and take care of the sled.)" I said while leaving. She has to be done stalking them at some point.

Tomorrow...

"YOU GAVE THEM THE F*CK*NG SLED?!" "Let me explain! They wanted their friend to pass the challenge and the sled was a bit big so I gave them... Half of it." She said genuinely. "What do you mean, half of the sled?" Then taco holds literally half of the sled and I just facepalm because... I mean come on.

5 hours later...

"Alright teams, today's challenge is to build a sled and sled it down this conveniently large hill" me phone said and showed us the conveniently placed hill. Toilet and mepad started to demonstrate it, while mephone talked about the rules and yeah this is boring. "Everyone got that? No swords on the sled hill!" Wait, what-

Yesterday...

Yes I know there are a lot of time skips but only because I didn't have a lot of time!

Taco POV:

After microphone left I just kept eavesdropping. Seriously, who doesn't like to be in the focus of someone? That sounded better in my head. Well after a bit I started getting sleepy and almost fall over making rustling sounds accidentally... Oh boy "14. Her-" "hey, did you hear that!" Nickel interrupted balloon as he pointed to where I was. "Show yourself! Who was eavesdropping on us" said balloon. As cute his voice was, I was in no way in shape for running so I just raised my hand and walked forward showing myself to them. "Hello... Longtime no-" "have you been standing there making fun of me!?" Balloon said defensively. Why is that turning me on? That shouldn't be turning me on, I'm lesbian. "No, no no! I didn't mind, being talked so highly! I'm actually quite flattered that you two actually like me." "It's just balloon, I just think mutually about you" said nickel. I'll take what I'll get. "So... I heard you two got eliminated? Maybe you should do what I have been doing and help someone from the outside?" Why am I saying everything I have been doing with mic? Now I have rivals! "I mean we could help suitcase, right balloon?" "W-well it all depends if taco is cool with this and helps us as well because I don't think we have the strength to do this all on our own... Please taco! Help us! Balloon practically begs. He's not cute... He's not cute. He's not cute. He's not cute. He's not cute. He's not cute. He's not cute. He's not cute. He's not cute. He's not cute. He's not cute. He's not cute! "Hello? Taco?" Nickel said, snapping out of my trance " oh! Yeah sure we can help eatchother!" Balloon practically melts in relief. "I just need one thing..."

"You guys got a saw?"

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