Texts from July 23, 2015
Dog
Dog: I got a phone
James: How did you get my number, and how are you texting English, your a dog!!!
Dog: T_T
James: What?
Dog: Idiot
James: What!?
Dog: You trained me!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: ...
Dog: Now hang your head, and say d'oh!
James: You watch The Simpsons, too?
Dog: Dough! I said dough!
James: But you said-
Dog: do it
James: Why?
Dog: do it
James: You can't tell me what to do, your my_
Dog: do it!
James: But_
Dog: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: *Hangs head and says dough*
Dog: That's better!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dog: Dough!? Where!? I don't see any dough!
James: You told me to say_
Dog: Shhhhhhhhhhhhut up! *Listens for dough*
A/N: Sorry the chapters short, the chapters get bigger, I promise. I write two chapters a day, anyway.
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Texting a dog
HumorDogs texting humans!!!!!!!!!!! Text copyright © 2015 by Zachattack246
