Texts from July 28, 2015
Mikey
Mikey: Time for me to train you.
Brian: Okie-dokie then.
Mikey: You don't sound very exited.
Brian: Neither do you.
Mikey: Okay, so jump as high as you can.
Brian: *Jumps an inch off the ground*
Mikey: That really the best you can do?
Brian: Yes.
Mikey: 😔
Brian: I'm a dumb dog!
Mikey: Yes, yes you are. Jump higher! There's a treat on the ceiling boy!
Brian: *long and sharp nails come out of paws, climbs the wall*
Mikey: Your stupid.
Brian: I fell.
Mikey: *Cuts nails*
Brian: Jumps to treats* There are no treats!
Mikey: Jumping: Done
Brian: What?
Mikey: Bark, now!!!
Brian: ...
Mikey: *kicks Brian really hard*
Brian: BARK BARK BARK!!!!
Mikey: Barking done. Onto the next round
Brian: I'm good at this!
Mikey: Next round, more stuff to teach you!
Brian: Well, duh!
A/N The end of the book is near...Don't worry, 5 more Chapters are on the way! Also, follow Stormtornado he didn't write any humor books, he's only written one. The Chapters are long. There are 34 chapters in his book Rise of Spiderman, but just call it ROS.
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