Texting a dog

Texting a dog-Chapter 5-Cats and Dogs pt1-Brian

Texts from July 25, 2015

Brian

Brian: Hey

James: Hey

Brian: Yawn, today's such a lazy day

James: I'm gonna go rest for a little bit

Brian: Have you ever played cats and dogs?

James: No

Brian: Well, you need a dog and a cat.

James: How do you play?

Brian: You chase the cat.

James: Brian, I'm not a dog.

Brian: Are you a cat!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

James: No

Brian: A gerbil?

James: No

Brian: A parrot?

James: No

Brian: Then what are you?

James: I'm a human

Brian: What?? Is?? A?? Human??

James: It's a mammal

Brian: What's a mammal?

James: An animal with fur/hair.

Brian: OHHHHHHHH

James: -_-

Brian: I see a cat...

James: Brian, don't you DARE chase that cat

Brian: Too late

James: Brian, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Brian: A pug's chasing me, and it's HUGE

James: Why...?

Brian: NO. STOP. PLZ. HAVE MERCY. YOUR KILLING ME. JAMES HELP!!!!!! OH GOD, HELP ME! HELP MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

James: This is what happens when you chase cats. Another dog try's to kill you

Brian: WHAT'S THIS RED STUFF OOZING OUT OF ME, THERE ARE SCRATCH'S EVERYWHERE, JAMES, HELLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!!!!

James: HOLY COW! THAT DOG'S VICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF YOU DON'T COME TO SAVE ME IN 5 MINUTES, I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James: I'M COMING TO HELP YOU BUDDY!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

A/N Uhhh. Ok? So, what's your best guess? Is Brian going to die? Or not?