Texts from July 27, 2015
Brian
Brian: We got ahold of the dog files, and now we have a collection of them!
James: Brian, look at all these dogs!
Brian: Lets choose a couple!
James: Yeah, sure!
Brian: Lets see, hey! I found 2 really good dog files! Number 1: Puppy Goo-goo? What a weird name. Puppy Goo-goo is a black Labrador, a dog that always likes to eat!
James: That IS a weird name. What's the second dog file?
Brian: I was getting to that. Number 2: Grover. Grover is a Chihuahua. A dog that never eats and is always barking at everything it hates, and barking encouragement, you can never tell if it is mad or happy. That's what I do! The hate part anyway.
James: Really? Wow, you barely hate anything. You barely even bark! You must be terrible at it!
Brian: Hey! Take that back! I can win a contest with the best barkers in the world!
James: Then show me!
Brian: BARK BARK BARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: That's pretty good barking!!!!
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