Texts from July 24, 2015
Marie
Marie: Hey, Brian, I heard you got a phone. HE HE HE, I laughed.
Dog: OWNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marie: James is your owner too. The family owns you.
Dog: When you say it like that, I wanna run away from this house
Marie: Okay, go do that
Dog: Bye!
Marie: I meant Nokay, don't do that!
Dog: Too late, the dog pounds taking me away
Marie: What's a dog pound?
Dog: I don't know, a place where they pound dogs?
Marie: Come back! I wish you weren't so stupid!
Dog: Can a stupid dog sit on a human, poop on him, and try driving a car?
Marie: That makes you even more stupid
Dog: I destroyed the car.
Marie: :(
Dog: What?
Marie: My phone breaking
Dog: It is?
Marie:
Dog: It is?
Marie:
Dog: Ever hear the phrase PUPPY love?
Marie: Shut up dog!
Dog: No, not Puppy love P U P P Y love, it stands for
Marie: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Dog: Power Ultra Power Power Yarn
Marie: t_t. I'm back to normal again
Dog: I thought you were normal the whole time!
A/N Power Ultra Power Power Yarn love? Superyarn yarn?
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Texting a dog
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