The Mysterious Type(OHSHC fan fic)

Butler For A Day

  "Do I really have to wear this?" I asked from the dressing room. In case your confused by what happened I'll tell you as of right now I am the host club's bitch and Kyoya decided I needed to dress up like a damned butler. "Yes our guests will enjoy it" Kyoya said from the other side of the curtain sounding board. I sighed looking back at the butler uniform before I decided to hell with it might as well have fun since I'm stuck here. Once I was dressed in the uniform I opened the curtain and bowed to Kyoya like Sebastian off of Black Butler "is there anything else you require of me master Kyoya" I asked with my hand over my heart. His face twinged pink before he scowled,huh,so glasses has a thing for butlers...fucking pervert, I thought at first,....Then again I might just have a lot of fun with this hehehe I'm so evil, I added smirking inside. " Just go serve the guests" he said irritability and I smirked bowing once again"as you wish my master." I replied seductively leaning in close to his face and once again his face went pink,hehehehehe sucker, I thought wickedly.
(Kyoya's point of view)
   I swallowed hard trying to calm the blush on my face and watched entranced as Kia walked away. What the hell just happened...I'm I attracted to Kia...no I'm not gay...am I?,I thought before shaking my head and scowling at where Kia had just been.
(Kia's point of view)
    "Here is your tea my lady do you require anything more of me" I asked with a closed eyed smile making her along with the others giggle and blush. Takami was starring at me shocked by my manners and acting skills,that's right Mr. Lady's man I know how to walk the walk and talk the talk. "Kai why did you become the butler for the hosts" one girl asked snapping me from my thoughts and I put my hand to my chin looking as if I was deep in thought when I smiled with fake sweetness and said" Why to serve you lovely ladies of course" they all swooned while I gave a sly wink to Takami who's jaw hit the floor,hehehehe,I giggled inside. I then walked past the twins table and they both put arms over my sholders"Kai you seem to be quite the ladies man" "what is your secret" the asked and everyone starred at us. "Secret I have no secrets as any gentleman it is my duty and pleasure to serve such lovely mistresses it is the very reason why we exist on this earth don't you agree" I said causing girls to get nose bleeds and a few fainted. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Kyoya writing in his book with a smirk on his face. "We will find out what your hiding" the twins whispered"don't count on it" I said back in a hostile whisper making them shiver,I might not look it but I can be extremely scary. I then went walking on to Honey and Mori's table.
    As I walked bye girls whispered about how mysterious and charming I was making me sigh inside,are all rich people this blind I mean sure I'm figureless but come on my facial structure is way to feminine for me to be a guy,I thought. "Master Honey you are covered in frosting here allow me" I said whiping the boys face as girls cooed watching us and I smirked once again,I guess this makes messing with people's minds easier though, I added to my previous thoughts"there now shall I get you and your lovely guests anything?" I asked"humm...I know more cake!" He exclaimed"as you wish do you require anything of me master Mori" I asked getting a head shake as an answer"very well I will return shortly with your cake,strawberry correct""yes please Kia-Chan" Honey said happily"it is my pleasure" I said bowing as I walked to the desert table" it seems that you have done this before" Kyoya stated seeming to appear out of nowhere"I used to work in a butler cafe it works a lot like this actually." I replied half truthfully it was actually a maid cafe but what cha gonna do. He wrote in his notebook "interesting" he said looking back up at me seeming to want to ask more questions "now if you'll excuse me master Kyoya I have a cake to deliver I will return shortly seeing as how your out of tea" I said quickly getting back into character.

     "Here you are strawberry cake with a light frosting on the top" I said"do you like cake Kai" a girl asked"yes very much so in fact it is one of my biggest weaknesses" I said with a fake warm smile earning a blush as a result. I sighed after getting Kyoya his tea and avoiding questions before walking over to Haruhi who was holding Honey's rabbit toy. "Your really good at this Kai" she whispered and I smiled sadly gazing up at the ceiling "unfortunately all I'm doing is telling them what they want to hear it makes it quite boaring" I whispered back she nodded before I realized something. "Hey why aren't you wearing a uniform" I asked "I was testing how the customers would react to you and I'd say it was a success" Kyoya said once again popping up from nowhere scaring the shit out of me and I glared at him as a result. "So you used me as a ginniepig" I hissed as a small tic mark appeared on my head. "In a manner of speaking" he replied pushing his glasses up once again like the know it all he is. "Glasses wearing bastard" I muttered"Kai"oh shit he heard me quick play dumb "yes master Kyoya?" you pompous ass,I thought tilting my head cute earning the blushes of countless people. "I'm adding 100 yin to your debt for that comment" he said with a smirk and I sighed letting my sholders droop as a depressed aura surrounded me,great job Kai you pissed off the one in charge of your debt,I thought before continuing with my job that had been forced upon me.

   Suddenly I heard"Karou,Hikatu call the hair stylist, Kyoya get a uniform, Mori get some contacts"it was Takami seeming to spout nonsense confusing the hell out of me nothing new there "what about me boss" Honey asked "Honey you can....eat more cake" he said as I sweat dropped,poor Honey...oh my god I've gained a heart this pink school is killing my soullllll!!!,I thought dramatically before noticing Haruhi batting dragged away. "uhh what's going on"I asked"we are making you both hosts your moving up in the ranks congratulations" Takami said pointing at the sky and I looked at Kyoya helplessly. "He's kidding right?" I asked and he sighed pushing up those glasses yet again. "I'm afraid not" he said"great that's just great now I have to spend more time in this pink hell" I said as a depressed aura surrounded me and Kyoya chuckled softly causing me to narrow my gaze on him.