The Mysterious Type(OHSHC fan fic)

Host Club

  I yawned as I followed Haruhi down the hall looking for a place where I could sleep and she could study. We've been at this for almost an hour it's ridiculous. She opened the fifth library door we came to and we both sweat dropped with a sigh. "You'd think that a place with this many libraries that at least one would be empty"I said irritability as she shut the door and we moved on. I fished around in my hoodie pocket and smiled when I found a sucker which I popped into my mouth happily. "Hey how about there Haru?" I asked pointing to double doors with a sign reading music room three and the sucker stick hanging out of the side of my mouth. "It's worth a shot" she said and I smiled brightly before following her to the door. She opened the door blinding me with a bright light while soft rose petals brushed against my face.  "What the hell" I asked rubbing my eyes and blinking rapidly trying to get the black dots to leave my vision. Once they did I found myself looking at six males,what is this....oh god please don't let them be rapists, I thought "uhh...." I started with a head tilt and eyeing them wearily. "It's just two boys" two gengers said in unison, boys? We're girls do we really look like....oh yeah no figure and boy attire right.....maybe I can have some fun with this, I thought as a smirk bargain to grow on my face when suddenly their was a blond from my class up in Haruhi and I's faces. "Whoa personal space buddy back up" I said pushing him away from my face with a tic mark on my head I like my personal space. "Kyoya who are these two boys" blondie asked a tall guy with glasses ,also from my class he pushed up his glasses. "The shorter of the two is Haruhi Fugioki from class 1-A a commoner here on scholarship as for the other is Kai Suzu class 2-A we met him in class Takami... however it doesn't say anything else about him in my information" he said eyeing me with suspicion. My stalker senses are tingling cue the stage exist now, I thought grabbing Haruhi and slowly backing away while glancing at my wrist as if there was a watch on it these wasn't,my bad, "oh would you look at the time we're late for that thing with that person in...uhh oh screw it run Haru they have a stalker their rapists, R.A.P.I.S.T.S!" I said dramatically turning and pulling on the door which refused to open,No,no,no,no,no, open please! You damned door what is it with rich people backward ass doors!!! I thought. "I didn't know we had openly gay students here at Oran" blondie said deep in thought. "Gay?" Haruhi asked with a question mark over her head,Haruhi as smart as you are you sure have a lot of blond moments, I thought with a sweat drop still pulling at the door. "Boss their guys" the gengers stated as I continued in my persute for escape. "Nonsense it is our duty as hosts to entertain any guests no matter the gender. We exist to ensure the happiness of all out guests" blondie stated before nearing Haruhi and lifting her chin. I pulled the golden knob off the door causing me to pause in my rush to escape,shit I hope no one saw that, I thought looking around wildly before stuffing the knob in my pocket with an innocent expression on my face. "Which type do you prefer we have the Strong silent type,the boy Lolita type,the devilish type,the cool type,or perhaps you prefer me the princely type" he said blowing in Haruhi's ear making her freak out and brake a vase. "HARUHI! ARE YOU ALRIGHT" I asked pushing the blond away and kneeling beside my friend. "I'm fine Kai" she replied as I looked for injuries. "Well this isn't good"no shit Sherlock where did you get that a cereal box.  "I hope you can pay for that" the gengers said "don't be ridiculous he's a commoner he can't pay for it" glasses said calmly pushing his glasses up again,fucking know it all. "How much is it" Haruhi asked worridly "we were going to sell it for 8,000,000 yin" "THEN WHY DID YOU HAVE IT SITTING OUT IN THE OPEN YOU IDIOTS ARE YOU STUPID OR JUST COMPLETELY IGNORANT!!!" I yelled a tic mark on my head while Haruhi muttered about the price. "Need I remind you that you tore the imported specially hand crafted knob off the door" glasses said coldly making me laugh nervously and lose my furious attitude I might be slightly bipolar. "Hehehe...What knob?" I asked innocently tilting my head and giving my innocent bambi eyes playing dumb is the best thing to do in this situation. He pulled the knob from my pocket and held up the golden door knob in front of my face making me sweat dropped"oh!...that knob hehe opps" I said still scratching the back of my head,shit what now I hate you stalker, "yes that knob. It's 12,000 yin in counting. How are you planning on paying for it?" he said,seriously that much for a damn door knob. You damn rich bastards,I thought sweat dropping then I got an idea and I smirked evily inside.

   I then made fake tears and gave the saddest face I could before gazing up at the males. All but the tall giant and glasses struggled under my sad tear filled eyes,that's right bitches kneel before me mwahahaha! "We don't have that kind of money isn't there anything else we can do to repay you" I asked with a fake sniffle. I smirked inside when the smallest blond with big brown eyes hugged me bursting into tears. "Don't cry Kia-Chan I'm sure Tama-Chan will think of something right Tama-Chan" he said while hugging me and I turned my eyes to the other blond giving my famous puppy eyes. "We shall do what the Romans did from now on you both are the host club dogs you will pay us back with your body" he exclaimed dramatically,not what I had in mind oh well at least we don't have to pay them money...WAIT DID HE SAY WE HAD TO PAY WITH OUR BODY'S OH SHIT THEY ARE PROSTITUTES!!!,I thought going wide eyed.