A.K.A Miss Bitterness (Ako na ang Single)

Picture Me Perfect

The place is dark when I walk in. Dang! Napagtripan ata ako. Mali room to. I was so freakin scared of the dark places sa Universities. Ilang ghost stories na ba ang ditto galling sa University nila.

'Wait. Wait I am just fixing the light. It exploded.' The man said. His voice is very manly but not to the extent that will scare her away.

'Well, grabe ang ganda ni Winnie talaga. Nakakamatay.' Well I hope I didn't sound bitter. Bakit ba eh mas maganda ako. Leche.

Lights went on.

'Ano ba yan!' she said angrily after nyang masilaw.

'Opps sorry' He said. He looked surprise. Probably he was not used to seeing girls mad at him. Bitch don't lie. Gwapo nga ito si kuya. He was like the combination of Enrique Gil and Piolo Pascual, kung di ako nag kakamali he was around 25 to 28. Tsurrrp. Kanin please. Pero for some reason hindi ako impress, or sadyang choosy lang ako or sadyang ayaw ko na mag mahal or dahil naniniwala akong WALANG FOREVER!

'I'm sorry' he said. Nakasimangot parin ako. Na fefeel kong napaka arrogant nya. Or he was just too over confident. Nakakatakot din ang kagwapuhan ni kuya, konting kembot na lang mag qqualify na sya sa Gay category.

'Where are the make up artists? I ask while examining the costumes for the creative shots. Oh my God! Oh my God. Don't tell me ikaw din ang make up? Ewww. I almost drop the costumes.

'They're on lunch.' He said, offering me his sandwich. Mukha ba akong malnourished!? So I shake my head.

'You sure that you still need those make up artists? I mean you're camera ready if you are going to ask me' pambobola ni kuya. Ay magtigil wag ako!

'Well I don't want to be out of place. Lahat sila 3 layers ang make up. Di ako papahuli.' I said flatly. He was smiling at me, he was really trying to make me feel awkward. Ashaarrr! I turn my back on him, baka maniwala ako sa forever bigla. Aiyyeee. Or worst baka mag blush ako.

FLASH! FLASH!

'What the fuck!?' I shouted, shocked.

'There. Like that. Yung side na ganyan! Then yung confident na look while you're holding that. Tangina! One moment he was eating, then seconds later he was all hyped. Bipolar ang pucha! Natakot ako bigla so I follow his instructions.

After what seems like forever, ay I'm sorry wala palang forever. Erase. Erase. What it seems like ages, he was over his adrenaline rush. Yan better.

'Wow you're a natural. Do you model or something?' He looked so amaze checking his photos. Ha! Natural talaga ako.

'Ganito ka ba ka abnormal?' She asked in disbelief.

'I'm sorry. It was just rare for some one get the angle that I want in a model and you just pull it off out of no where' he was trying to explain his bipolar self l. Scary.

'Well I have no time for this' I hope she sounded bored. 'Wala pa ba sila?' And para bang may magic na kung ano dumating sila as she speaks. Dalawang bading at isang mukhang babae.

'Will you mind to give the camera to me?' I extended my hand. I really don't care sa mga baklang to, pero di ko alam kung bakit sila nag sisikuhan. I am not one of the girls who he can take picture of and get away with it.

'What? No way. This is mine.' He covered it protectively.

'But I didn't give you permission to take photos of me' I demanded. Nababadtrip na ako ah!

'Well certainly your University did sweetheart, so would you mind being obedient. And go to over to that table and prep yourself' he said commanding me to go over the corner where the make up artists are waiting.