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JEAN AND WOLFGANG FIGHT UR PERIOD CRAMPS!!! (Gluff)
2nd Person POV
You were sitting on the toilet that was now stained red from the river coming from ur hee hoo. (IF YOU'RE LAUGHING STFU THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER)
"Aw man, I wish I had Wolfgang and Jean's sweaty palms rubbing my stomach rn", you sigh as you turn your attention back to your phone where you watched Ash Trevino's livestream. "Your wish is my command", a voice suddenly spoke up out of nowhere. When you look back at your screen, you see a little blue genie coming out of Ash Trevino's ear.
The smell of lawyers and ship captains filled your nostrils as you look up to meet the eyes of the one and only Wolfgang Akire and Jean Delamer!!!!
"I heard you were having menstrual cramps! We've come to save you Y/N!" Jean spoke in his usual loud and boisterous voice. Wolfgang nodded to himself silently (he wants to go home)
With that, Jean puts his hand on your shoulder and him and Wolfgang disappear in a flash of light. "What the fuck...", you grumble to yourself. And on cue, your stomach starts grumbling loudly and aching even worse.
"SHOW YOURSELF YOU DAMNED PERIOD CRAMPS!!!" Jean shouted as he grasped his sword in his hand and looked around the inside of your stomach. Wolfgang stood beside him, eerily calm while grasping something in his pocket.
Suddenly, Tozu revealed himself from behind your fallopian tube. "It is I, the Great Period Cramp! You enter my reproductive wasteland against my wishes!" Tozu yells holding his sword in front of his uncovered eye. The blade had an emblem that happened to look like a tampon...
"Relax, Wolfgang, I got this one!" Jean says giving the lawyer a pat on the back. Jean pointed his sword towards the Great Period Cramp, Tozu. "I COMMAND YOU TO STOP HURTING THEM IMMEDIATELY! OR FACE MY WRATH!" he shouted as he puffed out his chest to assert dominance over the Great Period Cramp.
"Try and stop me! You're nothing but an ultra thin pad, Jean Delamer", Tozu responded. You could just barely hear their voices through your stomach. All of a sudden, Tozu begins to charge towards the Period Warriors. But as his sword is about to come into contact with Jean's, a loud boom was heard.
Jean looked back towards Wolfgang who now wielded a Glock in his hand. "Don't EVER hurt our little wall trim boo boo bear again!" Wolfgang shouted as he took out his singular airpod. Tozu laid on the ground in pain.
"T-t-this isn't over!" Tozu yelled as he began to transform into a blood clot.
"We saved Y/N from that pesky period cramp!" Jean exclaims as he picks up Wolfgang. The two then magically vanish back to their universe and you continue watching Ash Trevino talk about getting an Airbnb and if she doesn't she'll be staying at Shawty Bae's house.
THE END
I hope you guys enjoyed reading this because I was cackling writing this
AND IF ANYBODY TALKS ABOUT MY ANATOMY KNOWLEDGE IM GONNA SEND A JAR OF MY PEE TO UR HOUSE
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- Aubrey🩸🩸🩸🩸
I hit the dougie too hard yesterday and my arms arching
