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Narrator:
Feng Xin woke up with a splitting headache. His body felt weird..too low to the ground, too… compact. His vision was slightly different and for some reason, his ears felt huge. With a groan, he pushed himself up and only to notice that his arms..
Wait.
He didn’t have arms.
He had paws.
“…What the f-”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA”
Feng Xin’s head snapped up..only to see a cat a sleek, elegant, ridiculously pretty black cat practically dying of laughter. The cat was curled up on a windowsill as his tail flicking in amusement.. obsidian black eyes sparkling with pure mockery.
Feng Xin’s jaw clenched. “Mu Qing?”
The black cat stretched lazily and still smirking. “Oh..this is rich. Look at you, Feng Xin..big and dumb..energy in actual dog form.”
Feng Xin growled. Literally. The sound rumbled deep in his throat, making his ears twitch. Mu Qing let out an exaggerated gasp. “Oh nooo, are you going to bite me? Scary~”
Feng Xin’s fur bristled. “What the hell happened to us?!”
Mu Qing rolled his eyes. “How should I know? One minute we were arguing, the next..boom. Now I have paws and you have fleas.”
“I do not have fleas!”
“You’re a dog now so it’s only a matter of time.”
Feng Xin lunged.
Mu Qing hissed and swiped at him in an instant, his sharp claws raking across Feng Xin’s muzzle.
“OW! YOU LITTLE-”
Mu Qing smirked, licking a paw delicately. “Oops. My bad.”
Feng Xin glared. “You did that on purpose, you damn cat.”
Mu Qing’s tail flicked. “Maybe.”
Feng Xin groaned and flopped onto the floor in frustration. “I can’t believe this is my life now.”
Mu Qing jumped down from the windowsill, casually padding over. “Well.. at least I’m still beautiful. You, on the other hand are a mess.”
Feng Xin barked at him in warning. “Keep talking, and I’ll chase you up a tree.” Mu Qing’s ears twitched. “Excuse me?”
Feng Xin bared his teeth playfully. “You heard me, princess.” Mu Qing lifted his paw then smacked Feng Xin right on the nose.
Feng Xin yelped. “Ow! Stop that!”
Mu Qing sniffed. “Then stop being annoying.”
“You’ve always been annoying and I’ve never scratched you!”
