61. I like smiling at the people who dont like me.
62. I hate how you're born out of nowhere, forced to go to school, then get a job and work endless hours. This isn't fair. What if I wanted to be a duck ?
63. Every year I realize how stupid I was the year before.
64. I basically have two moods. Its either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or just lay in bed all day and forget that the world exist.
65. If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect my reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game.
66. I'm confused about what I'm doing with my life. .
67. Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, how hard you are to handle, but still wants you in their life.
68. If you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, carefully fold it up, and shove it up your butt.
69. I love people who can make me smile when I'm having a crappy day.
70. How am I supposed to make big decisions when I still have to sing the alphabet in my head to get the right letter ?
71. If you're not losing friends then you're not growing up.
72. That moment when you're in the middle of sending a message and your phone dies.
73. Girls want boys to do things that they want without the guy telling all of his friends.
74. I don't even know how I have good grades. All I do in school is talk and text.
75. If she replies to your sarcasm with sarcasm, she's a keeper.
76. If I talk to you with all caps and bad grammar, then that means you're my friend.
77. Stop calling him. Stop texting him. If he wanted you, he'd be there.
78. Do you ever leave your phone for an hour and expect to come back with 60 texts but you get none ? Yeah, same here.
79. The worst thing is when someone insults you and they're right.
80. I wanna meet the male version of me.
