141. I hate when I smile at a stranger and they dont smile back. Im using my face muscles for you, you little shit.
142. If people are talking behind youd back, then just fart.
143. The closest Ive come to murder is holding my Oreos under milk until the bubbles stop.
144. You call me your bestfriend, but where were you when my selfie only had 4 likes ?
145. If women could read minds, every second a man will get slapped.
146. Yesterday I did nothing and today Im finishing what I did yesterday.
147. You want to kill me ? You couldnt even kill my boredom.
148. Sorry Im late, I got lost on the road of life.
149. Vegetarians, if you want animals to live. Why do you eat their food ?
150. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, damn you're good.
151. I dont want to go to heaven. None ofmy friends are there.
152. When theres a will, i want to be in it.
153. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
154. People are only sorry for the things they never meant, not for the things they planned.
155. We crave what we cant have.
156. If you still talk about it. You still care about it.
157. I still say 'yeah' when i have no idea what you just said.
158. Isnt it sad when you get hurt so much, you can finally say, "Im used to it".
159. I hate it when people dont understand my sarcasm. They ruin everything.
160. That awkward moment when youre being sarcastic and someone believes you.
