121. Most girls that have already their period have learned to wash blood out of most things. Take note guys, we might be able to get away with murder.
122. I wonder how many pounds bitches lose by jumping to conclusions.
123. I dont understand why guys obsessed with boobs. Boobs are literally balls of fat on the chest. If you can love me for the fat on my chest and not the fat on my stomach, well fuck you!
124. That awkward moment when you flush the toilet in the middle of the night and its the loudest freaking noise.
125. My hobbies include responding to stupid questions with sarcastic answers.
126. Kiss me if Im wrong, but dinosaurs do exist, right ?
127. Spongebob and patrick taught me that bestfriends can get through the bad times together and still have fun.
128. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
129. A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
130. I dont only care about myself. I care about like 5 other people. And animals.
131. When I was a kid, vampires and werewolves are scary. Now, everyone wants to date them.
132. I was kind of a tomboy when i was little. Yes I had barbies ... but only because my ninja turtles needed hoes.
133. I dont understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.
134. If you cry everyday in your relationship : sit down, take a deep breath and ask yourself "Am I dating a human or an onion ? "
135. "And we didnt talk after that." Is probably the saddest thing to say.
136. Im having a date tonight with my bed. Were totally gonna sleep together.
137. Enjoy life ! There are plenty of time to be dead.
138. Dear girls, if a guy pauses a video game just to text you back ... marry him.
139. They say milk gives you strenght so I drank 5 glasses and still couldnt move a wall, i tried 13 shots of vodka and saw the wall move itself.
140. I wish I had Dora's parents. They let that bitch go everywhere.
