181. BABALA : Wag pilitin ang taong ayaw ... baka pumayag.
182. Im too EPIC to FAIL.
183. Sabi niya MAHALAGA ka. Hindi niya sinabing MAHAL ka niya. Spelling nga magkaiba eh, meaning pa kaya.
184. My 'haha' is fake
My 'hahaha' is true
My 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA' is so funny I nearly died.
185. *Sees a funny picture in the internet*
Comment : "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Real Life : *wraped in a blanket in a dark room with a straight face*
186. Admit it, youve googled yourself.
187. When my friend doesnt go to school:
5% - I hope theyre okay
95% - That idiot. How dare they leave me alone.
188. Pag nanliligaw : Hatid na kita
Pag kayo na : Hahatid pa ba kita ?
Pag tumagal : Text mo na lng ako pag nasa bahay ka na.
189. So Im invisible to you now ? Thats cool. Ive always wanted a superpower.
190. Do you ever rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking dimensions of swirls and patterns ?
191. Ayokong sinasaktan ka ng mga taong hindi ka mahal.
192. May mga pagkakataon talaga na mapapa tangina ka na lang eh.
193. Ayusin mo nga yang tanong mo, pangtanga eh.
194. Mas napapansin nila yung mali ko, edi panindigan !
195. Ang baduy-baduy mo. Grabe ! Umamin ka nga. Dati ka bang jejemon nung past life mo ?
196. No words is difficult to say when you mean it.
197. Happy ending arent always the best part of the story.
198. Keep smiling ang one day life will get tired upsetting you.
199. People will stab you in your back then ask why youre bleeding
200. Ang tunay na nagmamahal sayo ay hindi ang taong magbubukas ng damit mo. Kundi ang magsasara nyan at magsasabing "Nang-aakit ka pa, kutusan kita dyan eh."
