ALL FANFICS BASICALLY

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This is inspired by many. I was too lazy to edit so here u go.

1) the girl ends up preggers in every book ever . I mean they need to work on their pull out game.

2) If the character is pregnant you don't hear about the baby at all. (I was reading a book and a baby was born on like chapter 15 and you saw it again on 46)

3)the girl has everything wrong with her life abusive parents, bullied, she gets in a car crash, she fell off the monkey bars as a kid, her boyfriend cheats on her ect. I'm sorry but you shouldn't make the main character the victim of everything it makes me annoyed.

4) the girl calls herself ugly, but she's played by a model. Which leads to 5...

5) THE PERSON WHO PLAYS THE PART IS A FUCOING MODEL EVERYTIME. She has brown hair and green eyes. Perfect skin, perfect teeth, perfect everything...

6) the guy is a asshole. Sorry Hun, not all dudes are like that.

7)the dude thinks everything the girl does is adorable.

ex:

*girl shits on floor* "awe!"

*girl licks a sidewalk* "marry me!"

See what I mean?

6) the author says she is a badass but she cries over everything. Omfg.

7) THE GIRL IS ALWAYS THE A OUTCAST IN THE SCHOOL. Can't she be something else?

8) they call her the outcast but she has 666699999 ;) friends

9) Disclaimers over every fucking chapter. I guess a cool person started doing it so apparently it's cool. Well it's annoying, and once is fine. WE KNOW YOU DONT OWN THE TV SHOW OR MOVIE.

10) a 28 year old plays the girl for a 16 year old boy. THIS ANNOYS ME SO MUCH OMGG

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