dumb fanfics

how to pass my test (DO's and DONT's)

-DO-
1. be unique with your story

2. use the same slang, clothes, music, ect. as it was in the year your story is in.

3. if you use a actress/singer as who plays a character, make sure they look/are the same age as she is in the book.

4.update. as simple as that.

5. cause conflict with other people not just with the main character.

6. Plan your stories it will help you be organized and see what the fuck your doing.

7. Choose a name that matches your characters' personality.

8. Use paragraphs

9. add a little smut but don't make it fifty shades of grey if u know what I mean. Like if they are in school still, you could maybe add a tiny spice like just ask a fuckboy what they do and do that. Just don't use kink unless it really is fifty shades of grey like k honey bunnies.

10. think about what you write. Do the four questions:

-How will this make the reader feel?
-What will this effect in the future?
-Is this creative and different?
-Do I have a clear view of what will happen after this?

-DON'T's-

-use modern slang unless it's set in today's time.

-victimize the main character everytime.

-don't change a characters personality out of the blue. Add some signs that their changing than do it.

-be lazy with your words. Don't say y'all or anything you guys say up north. I'm pretty southern, so it's really hard for me. Just check urself b4 U rekt ur selfs. You can use slang and you're accent as much as you want in the A/N's just don't use it unless you're character talks like that.

-say one thing but make it not happen...?

ex:
"I am a badass who has been expelled from every school."

two chapters later-

"OMFG WHY ARE YOU SO KEAN TO ME!" I cried.

kinda hard to explain but just think about it.

-insult your readers.

ex:

"Guys you never comment and vote! Y'all can be so stupid some times."

I'll seriously stop reading, period.

-mention self harm.

Ok, I've been through this and many other people have too. It is extremely triggering to some people with addictions.It might not seem like it to you, but it's very tempting. I know it's a huge topic and conflict throughout the world but please don't.

Even if you put a warning, I'm gonna read it then feel like complete shit after cause I know I can't cut anymore. I can't do that to you guys. I feel like I'm letting you guys, my family, and best friend down.

So, just take in mind other people's problems please. I for one, think you shouldn't do it at all, but whatever.

-write smut with fûcking 12 year olds.FURREAL BE REALISTIC. If you need to change their ages.

-don't say the girls life is "fucking terrible." she has a house, mom and dad, she's able to go to school every morning, she is healthy, has money, as a car, people who love her ect.

This is about saying it in real life too just think about it before you say it.

-don't cuss every sentence. Balance your words. (I use to be a victim of this until I decided to grow up)

ex: "oh shit, it's a fucking bitch who's a slut ass cunt with a faggot pussy and shit."