George Bushy's berth

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Et ell sturted wen bbys r burn. Yee. Su mey mum and mey ded luv each oder. Well-- dey dun hev to luv each Older. I men dey h8 m8 leek burack Obama- woops. Daz racist donuts h8 on letter 8.

Anyweys I came out of mama's ledy gaga hole. Den I was nem George fucking besh. I leeved in the furm. Mey fav animel es a cheeld Wes a cow. As a keed peepel trew rucks at mey. Den ey becam hurd as ruck ehueheheu. Ehym  funney. LUL i furget I dedent sey wen I was burn. I waes burn en 1840 July 6th, or 1946.. Nop it wes definitely 1760. Enyweys des meh berth.

New chepters cums out every 2 days... Years.

Vote fur des chepters and It will be  4 years insted. Disleek and it will cum out erly. Dank you fur ur teem.

George fucking Bush

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