Yesh all ur theerees r tru.
I did neyn elehvin!
fekcing eye sis! I canr bcam fukin prezedent agin duu 2 der shtupid fekong aksident krashng ento teh feukfin twen towrs!
nohw evryin gits affended if ey mak AY dahm neyn elehvin juke! Yah knoh!?
eFEN MY DED FUKIGN DINA-SHITPAI BLAYMED ME FUR NEYN ELEHVIN EHAT TEHS HET!? Mey mAM COMMITERD SEWERSIDE cUZ SHE THOT HEVIN A SUN HOO D ED NEYN ELEHVIN WASH EMBEARAHSING!
BEHT I DUN GIV A FUK! I WAS A SKOOL SHOTRR BEK EN MEY DEYs!
I FUCJIIN SHAHT AHP MEY FUKI G PREEE SKOOL!
SKROOW EVRYIN TINKIN THET EHYM INVOLED WIT TEH ELLUUUMAAANATEE!
EY EM AY PART OF FIKIN EYE SIS MUDDER FUKERS!!
EN FECT I WAZ TEH WAN HOO FOOKIN FLOOW ENTO TEHR TWEN TOHWERS! NOH WON NEW THO! EYYM CO-LEEDER EN EYE SIS!
BUSH DID NEYN ELEHVIN IS KANFERMD!
