I'm bek biteches
Dinoh-shenpai is lyefe
U bttr obay dinoh shenpai's ruls.
Or he will but rape u.
So u bttr obay.
-George fuacking bush
I rote thes crep wen I was in 2nd grade. Thets also wen I got my 1st gurlfrund. Hur name wuz dinah-shitpai. I Luved Hur.
We daited fo 4 hours b4 she died.
Wen I furst met Dinah-shitpai. I Thot she was A FUCKING SLUT. Ye, she wus indeed. But we sturted gettin to kno each Oder.
It turned into luv, everywon knew she wuz a slut. But she was bootyful. Dinah-shitpai. She wuz teh lurve of my larva.. She later on died in a cur accident. Bc she wuz cumming back frum a club. I found out she wes cheetig on meh. She died bc she wuz drunk. She fucking deserved.... Slut
Here lies, Dinah-shitpai
1760-2016
Fucking slut
