Bender: Hey, I got a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it!
Zoidberg: Alright I'm coming!
A/N So I know Quote 1 says my twelve year old writer self was a trash piece who couldn't write, which is true, so I tried fixing it up despite my prior laziness. Sorry for my twelve year old self's insolence. Sincerely, Fifteen Year Old Self.
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Bender Futurama Quotes
RandomSome amazing pickup lines from everyone's favourite bending unit: 22. Update: I wrote this when I was 12. I'm also disgusted at my terrible spelling and grammar... But too lazy to fix it :)
