Dear Red Head Assassin,
Red Head, where did you go? I miss you and your killer threats.
CLINT DESTROYED MY MARK 43!!!! I need you to beat him with his own quiver.
Hey! When you are back, can you bring home some more of that drink that you bought me last year? I ran out.
And I watched the guys all day on the CCTV.
Clint is in your room hugging or smelling your things.
Steve is in his room moping around or reading or writing something I don't know about.
I don't know what's Bruce is doing. All I know is that he was looking for you when he came back.
Can I ask you a question? What does it means when you are drunk and writing a letter to a crush that you know that you won't in a billion years won't have because she is almost engaged to another assassin? Or should I say a mastered assassin.
So don't forget my drink and answer my question.
-your Tin Man Crush
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